Mom caught me boofing 800g kratom and now she's threatened to take away Black Ops 3, please help!

I'm 13 and using drugs in my parent's home despite them not wanting drugs in the house, but honestly fuck my parents they wouldn't let me go to Warped Tour this year lol :3.

Anyways I read a lot about boofing and had about a pound of kratom saved up from using my parent's credit card to order 700$ worth of drugs (they're rich, be jealous), so last night I went into the bathroom with my kratom, two spoons, baking soda, and a small amount of vinegar (I'd read this combo is most effective for tripping hard). So I laid down with my pants off and opened myself up with the spoons, adding the mixture. It started to fizz a lot but I managed to hold it in as my 75rd eye opened and I saw the curvature of the earth in the bathroom mirror.

Then my parents came home drunk and screaming at eachother, I think I heard my mom beat the shit out of my dad, who was sobbing uncontrollably. Anyways, I'm hiding in the bathroom with the lights off with a middle school science experiment ready to burst from my colon. At this point I was tripping so hard that I could read minds, and my mother had to puke so she was heading for the bathroom. I guess I forgot to lock the door and she burst in to find me spread eagle on the floor with my legs in the air. She surprised me and this caused me to loosen my sphincter muscles, showering her in a torrent of baking soda and kratom. It absorbed into her skin and she also started tripping. My dad got mad and hit me in the jaw with his lead pipe he keeps around for just such occasions.

Anyway, the next morning they told me they were taking Black Ops 3 to the gamestop to get $1.32 for it. I just wanna play cod and make boofcanoes. What do I do?