27M4F. Dom writes terrible ad seeking a sub. What happened next will shock you.

Okay I lied. What happened next probably won't shock you. Unless of course your laptop, computer or smartphone isn't properly put together and decides to spontaniously attempt to charge your battery. If that does happen and I suddenly accidentally told the truth, I will completely take credit and accept that I'm the new copernicus.

Sadly it is far more likely that I will remain a nerdy IT-guy who through a troubled childhood and some adolescent, perverted internet perrusing ended up with a dominantion fetish. Thus I shall accept my fate and try to embrace it, which is easiest by finding someone who is willing to indulge me in these fantasies.

About the person I am when I'm not posting personals online

I live in Belgium. That's right, waffle-land. We're a small country known for our beer, our chocolate, our handsome doms and surprisingly perhaps, french fries. That's right, we invented it, the americans called it french.

As already mentioned I'm an IT-guy. Though that is more descriptive of the amount that company pays me than what I actually do. I'm mostly responsible for making sure the customers are happy. Considering people, in general, are needy freaks, I tend to be quite busy. I don't hate my job, but I wouldn't say I'm very fond of it either. It's a job that keeps the bills paid and the days filled.

As a hobby I really like consuming and telling stories. I am an avid reader and devour at least one book per month. I also am a writer in the free time I have and am working on a comicbook series. I have already released one issue of the comic. I work together with artists far more skilled than me and who stop me from going all "George Lucas" on my creation.

I'm also a dungeon master at a local game store. Not to be confused with the other kind of dungeon mastering I may do in my spare time. Wink wink nudge nudge.

About the other kind of dungeon mastering I may do in my spare time. Wink wink nudge nudge.

I have always had a curiousity for mind-control, hypnosis, submission, transformation and basically any story trope that has someone bend to the will of someone else. In the early onset of the 21st century the internet was a true haven for any kind of curiousities like this. I had to explain numerous google queries to my parents, but other than that I developed a healthy obsession with all forms of domination.

When I was finally an adult and I was able to stop lying on the online websites that encourage these kinds of fantasies, I started looking for it in real life. Luckily I found a girlfriend whom I spent a few years with refining and exploring this fantasy I had. This was my first foray into the world of kink.

As things like work, life, and Breaking Bad happened, my interests were drawn to other things and I kinda forgot that I like women kneeling for me. That was until recently I decided to explore this fantasy once again. If possible in real life, but if not, at least online.

I'm not a rough dominant. I like the control aspect, but I do understand that control requires me to earn it at every step of the way. I would describe myself as a bit of a loose dom. I don't take it too seriously, and while I enjoy being stern, I never would obsess over rules and demands. Kink is a two-way road where desires of someone who is submissive are met by someone who is a controlfreak like me.

Submission should be given, not taken. It should be maintained, and it should be based in trust and mutual respect.

I quite enjoy exploring the domination aspects of it outside of the bedroom. Whether it is to remind you to fitness or eat healthy, or to tell you to masturbate on command. I like knowing that my desires are your goals.

Due to that I would like to explore at least orgasm and masturbation control, and some wardrobe control (don't worry, I won't have you wear a grimm reaper-costume to a funeral).

Who you preferably are

My type is female submissive. I'm sorry to say that if you are a male dominant who has read this far and thought we had a connection, I will have to ask you to leave. Go on. Just press the back button. Leave a downvote too! That's what male dominants do to other M4F posts.

Are they gone?

Good!

Now on to the female stuff. I'm a tits-guy.

In the grand debate of tits vs ass, I am firmly on the side of "Por que no les dos!" I like a nice ass. But while a nice ass is appreciated, I go wild for breasts. I quite like them big and I'm sure there's some evolutionary reasoning for it that says that I'm looking for a mate that can provide a lot of food for my younglings. The truth is that, evolution aside, larger breasts just turn me on.

Now the body stuff is always boring. I can't really say I have a specific type. I once said I liked blondes, and then I met this really hot brunette and... well red-heads aren't too bad either. I can't really answer how the body of my ideal woman looks, as I care a little more about the woman that is control of it.

I prefer someone who is nerdy. I'm talking the full nerd tri-fecta: interests in science, pop-culture and just random other stuff. Basically I want someone who is passionate about things and not afraid to talk about it. A good conversation is the bread and butter of a good dynamic.

If you have a sense of humor that's a huge plus. If you do not have a sense of humor you're probably terrible confused by this whole ad... For which I apologize.

Finally... Just be open-minded.

Everyone has limits, everyone has fears, everyone has preconceptions. I just hope I'll find someone who doesn't mind changing their mind.

So what happens now?

As I said at the very start of the post, what happened next won't shock you. If you've enjoyed what I read you'll send me a message. If I enjoyed what you wrote me as a message you'll get a message back. We will go a bit back and forth trading interests like pokémoncards. Finally we'll either come to the conclusion that we both suck and shouldn't be allowed to interact with anyone, or that we are kinda enjoying the conversation.

We'll take it off reddit and that conversation will continue. Maybe it'll just stay a conversation. Just friendly banter. It happens sometimes... but if we feel this kinky connection, a lot of fun things can happen.

We aren't there yet, though. You haven't written the message yet. Maybe you've not even decided if you will write one. Perhaps this line, these very words, are what is going to convince you to either message me or click this ad away and forget I ever exist. So as a final attempt to gather your attention and to convince you to write back to me, let me give you a very compelling reason to do that:

I am a nigerian prince and I own millions of dollars. I just need to have someone to accept those dollars for me. I will pay very well.

See? All the more reason to write back!