Where I'm at in life...

If I had to post a honest ad describing what I need and want from a friend (considering my current state of mental exhaustion) it may look something like this.

Girl seeking loyal NRBFFCIDLP (NOT really a bff cause I don't like people)

Here's the requirements

Contact me only when I've contacted you first ( I don't have time for friends they require mental energy)

After mentioned contact you are then expected to report to my desired location. Bring whine, and a almost sickening sense of optimism and positive vibes, oh and also chocolate.

After arrival you should be prepared to listen to me bitch and moan about the following subjects. Do not expect any diversity as my problems never change.

1. I'm tired
2. I need a fucking nap
3. He doesn't get it
4. How fucking hard is it to put your own laundry in the hamper
5. I can't lose weight... hand me the bag of Cheetos will ya?

So over all the job description is simple. Be available, but don't be too available. Be present but don't talk too much cause it's about me, not you. Also consider that this is a one sided relationship as I do not have any spare emotional or mental energy. It must all be reserved in an effort to survive motherhood. Thank you for your understanding.