my dick got smaller pls help

So I was watching some erotic trap porn and about ready to cum, then I was interrupted with an interesting pop with flashing comic sans that said "get a bigger dick with these cheap pills" and a big Mexican man doing a thumbs up and smiling. I saw it made the Mexican guy happy so I decided to try it for myself.

I always did have a pretty big dick size of 4 inches, but I guess have a little room to grow. so I put my dick back in my pants and wiped off the cum. I snuck into my mom's room while she was violently fucking her boyfriend, they were both pretty high and under the covers so she didn't notice me taking her credit card.

So I took the card and tip toed out and back into my room. I was so excited. The ad said I could get my dick to 5 whole inches!!! So I went to the website and put my mom's credit card information in. I ordered 12 bottles of dick pills and paid a total of $2.58. I didn't think my mom would mind. It said the package would arrive in a week.

I spent all week thinking about it, 5 whole inches. I was in my room watching PewDiePie and I heard a knock on the door. It was the delivery man!!!! He came and gave me my dick pills and I was so excited i hugged him and told him I love him. I went into my room and took all the dick pills in at once.

The next morning I woke up super excited! I ran to the bathroom so fast I was out of breath. So I took off my pants and got the measuring tape to measure my dick. I was really confused because it was 3 inches now??? I mean that's still pretty big but I thought it would be 5 inches!!! I thought there was something wrong with the ruler so I asked my mom to measure my dick and it was still 3 inches :/

Is my dick supposed to get smaller??? How do I get my dick big again please help!!!!?