A proud parenting moment

It was a proud, proud moment as I sat at dinner with my wife, my parents-in-law, and my four-year-old daughter. She's really beginning to interact with everyone and having meaningful conversation.

But the crowning glory came just before dessert.

"Silence!" proclaimed my delicate, blond 4-year old. We'd never heard her do this before. We had no idea what was coming next....

...until, with a big shit-eating grin on her face, she let out the loudest fart you can possible imagine. My (very prim and proper) in-laws were shocked. My wife was embarrassed.

And I was just about as proud as a Papa could be.