When DnD gets real literal

Short

Party arrives at Giant Cloud Castle

Goes up cloud stairs because duh

Find Giant bro in Giant castle (surprise)

Begin chatting with Giantbro

Giant stops chatting. . ."whats this now?"

Yanks a pouch just labeled "18 drugs" from the rogue

Rogue: "WTF thats mine! I grab it!"

DM: "Roll to literally wrestle with your drug addiction"

Rogue: "I can stop anytime I want! I rolled a 5 for drugs"

DM: "The Giant steals your drugs and begins inspecting the pouch"

And so on. This was AFTER both the firbolg druid and the halfling rogue spent about 5 minutes trying to figure out which of their fathers the giant was, before remembering they both knew their fathers.

Posted Aug 25, 2017, 11:52 AM UTC

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