[420] Smoked a joint and this happened...?!

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Sooooo what is up guys this is a life story about a time I was smoking a joint, so me and a friend were smoking this joint and we both baked as fuckkkk just chilling then we realised wait.......weed is a plant! And our parents do weeding in our garden.

My name is Michael Michaelson IV and I am 11 year olds and 3 months and I have figured out a conspiracy!

So weed is a plant.. Plants grow............... Parents weed gardens.... Parents go into bedroom and light what I think is crystal meth and say they are watching cartoons and eating cereal...... Parents smoke weeds from the garden....

Please what is happening I am on 50mg oxy getting a buzz and freaking out!!!!!!

Btw what's a Isis?