I have a nickname for almost everyone at the gym I go to.

#Introducing...

Po - Inspired from Teletubbies. He always wears red.

Jason - From Friday The 13th. He sometimes wears some weird mask when working out.

Backsweat - Wears bright colored shirts, and his back sweat stains are always visible.

Dollar Store Santa - Dyed his hair and beard white, and he looks really hipster. He wears obvious Nike knockoffs.

BoobHead - Has a manbun. That's more than enough.

[No Regrets]