Why is NY so salty? Well..

Judge (Career): 514 AB's, 210 strikeouts

Ellsbury 2017: $21 for 16 SB ($1.3 mil per steal)

Chris Carter: DFA after posting .284 OBP

Castro: missed 46 games so far due to injury, and a smoldering 1 stolen base.

Sanchez-Headley-Gardner: Murderer's Row has combined for 308 strikeouts

Holliday: 31 XBH, OPS+ of 93

Betances: 6.3 walks per 9

Tanaka: 9 wins, era over 4.8

Sabathia: has recorded only 5 more K's than whoever the fuck Chad Green is

Chapman: 👋🏻👋🏻 fleeced NY for big money