PSA: Stay alert out there. Predators are everywhere.

Spotted a coyote this morning and thought of you fucks. It ripped out my throat before I could untangle the bowie knife from my spi belt, three pairs of headphones, two Garmin watches (on my right wrist), a back-up TomTom, one box of Gu (unopened), and a Scott Jurek hydration vest^^tm.

I'm dead now. And I was actually going to start running tomorrow, too.