TIFU by letting it rip

Backstory: I'm wearing a gray suit with gray pants. Went to Burrito boys for lunch around 1PM. Went back to work at 2PM. Meeting with clients (I work in sales) at 2:30PM Story: So I get back to my desk and start preparing for my client meeting. All good for now. The clients came and my team brought them to the meeting room. At this point I'm gathering my notes and preparing to walk to the meeting room. Started to feel gassy. I'm walking to the meeting room and literally almost buckled over from the gassiness. I'm 15 steps away now from the meeting room and can see Alan's bald head. Discussing to myself whether the 10 people in that room can hear me if I let it rip. Fuck it. I let one rip and shit hits the fan (no pun intended.) EVERYONE TURNS AND LOOKS AT MY DIRECTION. There is nobody in the vicinity. And that's not the worst thing. I can feel a warmness on the back of my leg dripping down my boxers. I slowly back away from the glass meeting room and then RUN to the washroom. I was stuck in that stall for 5 hours and had to wait for everyone to leave the office to call my wife to bring me new pants. I have 20+ messages from my team asking me what happened.

TL;DR - I let one rip and shit myself in front of my clients and team.