Daily Shitpost Hurricane Harvey Survival Diary, Day 3, entry #967:

I've eaten the last of the quesaritos, and only 2 Celis Citrus Grandis IPAs remain. The townspeople have certainly gone mad; as of today, I am in positive Karma territory after reaching a personal record of -74 just days ago. Has Harvey caused a change of heart in the Austin community? I'm so startled.