Nice guy surmises that the honest stay single while liars get married.

Nice guy surmises that the honest stay single while liars get married.

Posted Aug 29, 2017, 4:01 PM UTC

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daneelthesane•

Let me guess: he prides himself on his honesty.

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DrSilly1093•

Too many people don't realize there's a difference between "I'll always tell you the truth but in a tactful manner" and "I'm an asshole but call it just being honest." The ones that take pride in their honesty and feel the need to shove it down your throat are almost always the latter.

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Holy shit, yes. When someone tells me they're "brutally honest" it usually means "I'm a jerk with no filter and I'm gonna criticize the hell out of you".

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ChloeMomo•

He's just careful to not let you know when he's lying, so when the female finds out, it's her dumb, lying slut fault for not wanting to stay with him.

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roofied_elephant•

You don't get it. I'm not an asshole, I'm just brutally honest.

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Tatosdady98•

He wanks to it

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the_one_true_d•

He's only lying to himself.

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jet199•

People who tell the truth 100% of the time are usually selfish and incredibly stupid.

No, I don't want to have your brain fart guffed in my face, I don't care if you have convinced yourself they are perfume.

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feeds-snails•

I don't like about there kind of things. At all. Ever. Definitely. Never lie. 100% completely totally not lie. ^Plz ^^believe ^^me ^^^I'm ^insecure.

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Liar96•

He can't ignore his eyes but maybe he should ignore his brain. God some people are stupid.

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kraken_calamari•

on an unrelated note I just tried to pay attention to my eyes and got a headache

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spoinking•

Well, yes. I still haven't told my husband I'm really a lizard with a good breastplate.

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stealthcactus•

Did this really contribute to the conversation?

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