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Who is your least favourite pundit/commentator?

Who makes you want to throw your television out a window? (Or just mute it if you're not feeling dramatic)

For me it is Jamie Carragher, by a mile. Hearing the whining nasal tones of that pink faced twat makes me want to fill my ears with superglue.

I chose him not simply because I'd rather listen to a thousand foxes mating to a soundtrack of non-stop Nickelback, but also because I don't find his commentary to be in any way intelligent. He is hugely biased, and makes stupid comments which suggest he has literally never seen or played a football match in his life (though having watched his playing career, one could argue half of that is actually true).

Posted Sep 7, 2017, 1:13 PM UTC

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Francis-c92•

Danny Murphy. Who effectively defines thundercunt.

Chris Sutton's a wanker as well

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dryxo•

Michael Owen is almost the same level.

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mxtth33Lacazette (4/20) Ozil assists (0/15) in PL•

Chris Sutton's smug look after giving the most obvious insight is insufferable.

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IsacGAW i trust you•

My girlfriend sitting next to me during a game, telling me how shit arsenal is at the moment.

Srsly...you think i can't see that myself!?

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bradpax10LACA•

My wife, "Why do you even watch now? They suck"

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Greetings_friendWenger Out•

Lol I get that from every non-football fan. "Why do you watch if they're shit?". You just can't explain it to them

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bradpax10LACA•

Well it's impossible to explain loyalty to someone who asks that question. They clearly don't get it. haha.

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jamitwityou•

It's sometimes hard to explain it to your self but you keep tuning in every week even after they get played off the field. It's just in the blood after awhile

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whereismyoldaccount•

Lol I know how annoying that could be. "Seriously?! Arsenal need to try harder and score a goal. What are they doing??"

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FjortisDunk•

"Maybe you should support a team that actually wins?" is what I hear.

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LeftRightHeaderOP•

Got to second this.

My missus always asks why Ozil looks so sad. She didn't believe me when I said that's just how his face looks.

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Nayr91•

Chris Sutton, absolute fucking tool. One of his highlights of last season, after Iwobi was 2 footed studs up in the game called vs Sutton United he said “welcome to non-League” or some bullshit instead of Lambasting the shit player for a challenge that could have ended a young promising footballers career.

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LeftRightHeaderOP•

Agreed. Pure twat. Cannot believe I forgot him in the OP.

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BenjaniMaplesKerrea Gilbert was a thing that happened. •

Chris Sutton, Danny Murphy, Alan Shearer and Michael Owen. I don't understand how you an have won as many things as those guys have won and still not understand even the basics of football.

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Mr-DTWENGER, KROENKE, KESWICK, AND GAZIDIS - GET OUT OF THIS CLUB!•

"Now when they don't score, they hardly ever win"

  • Michael Owen
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TuckerMinID•

Alexi lalas

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HalfNattyBig Dick Dave•

Jesus. Those comments he made after the Bayern match were just so full of himself. The look he gave after too made him look like he thought he was the funniest man in the room.

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mrmutters•

Taylor Twellman

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interrobangampersand•

Came here to say this. Fuck that guy.

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mrmutters•

My fiancé who does not watch the game even hates his commentating

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GoonerChazKolasinacho•

Michael Owen. Baffles me how he's paid to commentate. Some of his stupidest quotes include:

“Footballers these days often have to use their feet.”

“Alderweireld played really well last year for Tottenham, let’s hope he can transfer that form to Spurs this season.”

“That would’ve been a goal had it gone inside the post.”

“Do they deserve to win? No, Liverpool do. Which is why a draw is a fair result.”

There are loads more here and they have their own Twitter account

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Absulute•

Shearer is dreadful. Carragher, Murphy, Hargreaves, Owen. The very worst is Stewart Robson.

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Dare2ZIatan•

Robson is horrendous. He can never seem to say anything positive. A player can score a world-class goal and he will blame the goalkeeper.

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deanochipsJust want being a Arsenal Fan to be fun again...not a grind•

he is for every bayen match we play

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Nick_LeNoir•

Can't fucking stand Chris Sutton

EDIT: How could I forget that dickhead Danny Mills?

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LeftRightHeaderOP•

Mills: so shite he's easy to forget

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Phenylketonuria•

Paul Merson is a useless nonsensical idiot

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I actually kind of love how dumb he is, if you don't take him seriously he's alright.

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JenkinsEar147Welcome to the Transition years•

Danny Mills, Steve McManaman, Ryan Giggs.

Danny Mills hates Arsenal ever since Henry made him look stupid all those years ago, so he is incredibly biased and a bit 'Yer da'.

McManaman is another that is just biased.

Ryan Giggs is just dumb as dog shit and dull as dishwasher.

He also fucked his brothers wife on the down-low for 10 years, even forced her to abort their love-child!

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LeftRightHeaderOP•

But watching him disappear into a shell after the replay of the king skinning him is the best part of him being on a panel.

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jameskay91•

Glenn fucking hoddle

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antwerp_cumin_salad•

Controversial, but Thierry has me in perpetual cringe when I watch him on SS. Great player. Poor pundit.

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Francis-c92•

Henry is a good pundit m. But he seems to have worried far too much about seeing bias towards Arsenal, he's gone too far over that way

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LeftRightHeaderOP•

I think Henry is dull as a pundit due to his obsession with the minutiae of a match - but I hope (perhaps wrongly) that it means he'd be a fab manager.

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DapperG_•

Danny fucking Mills

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Don_Kahones•

Alan Shearer

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Steve_R98•

Carragher is horrendously biased. Leave Liverpool out of the picture and he's good.

Danny Murphy and Chris Sutton, jesus christ shut up.

Not going to start on Crooks, fishing for attention constantly.

While we're talking about it, Jenas actually isnt terrible.

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LeftRightHeaderOP•

I've not seen Carragher on a non-Arsenal related match so I'll have to defer to your opinion here.

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Dylan0812A Million Times Hotter Than Flamini•

Chris Sutton.

Absolute wanker. Talks a load of shit, he's bias and makes no attempts to be impartial. Always comes across like he'd be a right prick to get along with.

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ianovic69•

Chris Sutton, what a cunt.

Garth Crooks is the idiot kid trying to be cool with the older kids. He is so clueless it's embarrassing, makes me cringe.

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GusCaesar•

Chris Sutton is an insufferable anti-Arsenal wanker.

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LeftRightHeaderOP•

Agreed. Cannot stand him.

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