You're unhealthy as fuck and look like a zombie

Looking like a stimmed out, sleep deprived piece of shit? Then hear me out.

See that pale face, those dark, sunken eyes and that impurity filled skin of yours? This is most likely caused by lack of bloodflow to the skin because of constricted blood vessels. Caused by stimulant use, of course. You dopamine fiending, porn addicted junkie

So you got to get that amphetamine filled blood flowing, and this is how!

First, you take a nice, hot shower. Get those muscles all relaxed and blood vessels wide open. Then, when you're nice and hot, turn the shower as cold as it can get. This will shock your body and will greatly increase bloodflow to all parts of your body, also definifely your skin when you get out of the shower and dry yourself off.

You will feel incredibly refreshed and your skin will feel like it's glowing from all that warm blood that is reheating your skin.

Then, you take an ice cube in each hand and rub it all over your face, especially your eyes. When the ice cubes are melted, cafefully dip your face with a towel, leaving it slightly damp. Within minutes, you will notice that your skin looks and feels fresh and awake. You will have a healthy glow, your eyes will look alive and well rested, and those dark circles around them will be gone.

Imma give you some other tips to make you look like a healthy human being, because i'm typing now anyways, just took a nice line of amphetamine, and because you zombie looking degenerates give stimulant users a bad name. Fuck you for that.

Take lots of magnesium citrate troughout the day to keep your muscles fully relaxed no matter the dose, or type of stimulant you use. I usually take double/triple the recommended daily dose, since magnesium is safe in higher doses. This will also protect central nervous system against neurotoxity, and help with sleep. I've taken up to 800mg of mdma, shitloads of speed and coke, and never experienced any jaw clenching or muscle tension when using magnesium.

Stimulant induced neurotoxity is caused by free radicals in the brain, that put a lot of stress on, and damage your neurotransmitters. Antioxidants eliminate those free radicals.

Herbal tea, raw nuts, fruit, vegetables and especially raw chocolate are great for this. Raw chocolate contains the most antioxidants of anything on this earth. Even more than blueberries and red wine. It's natures multivitamin, and a lot healthier than any man made multivitamin, since those are never properly dosed, and do not contain any excipients to help your body properly absorb the vitamins. Never take any supplements other than fish oil. Food made by nature has the right chemical balance, and evolved to be eaten by other living beings for millions of years, making it perfect just for that.

I'd rather not use magnesium for that reason, but i use it anyways since most food is deprived of magnesium(and potassium) because of over harvestation(idk if that's the right term in english, i'm from the netherlands), and because it's so perfect for stimming.

Since most of us are already putting way too strong extracts of natural drugs, and synthetic drugs in our system, causing greatly unbalancing our body for the fleeting euphoria we so desperately crave, there's no need to unbalance our body even more by pills that are sold to you for the sole purpose of making profit.

So many diseases can be cured by food and herbs made by nature, but because the pharma industry cannot patent, and therefore cannot make profit off natural products, it puts synthetic chemicals, and extracts of natural products in a pill, solely so they can patent it, and make a lot of profit. And just like with vitamins, those chemicals need excipients to be properly absorbed by the body, causing the pills to be less effective than it's natural counterpart.

If you do not believe me, you can test it by taking a caffeine pill one morning, and a cup of coffee with the same amount of caffeine the next. The cup of coffee will be noticeably stronger.

A few months ago, i read up on an article, of which i checked the sources. It was about a few, 10 or so, terminal malaria patients, on which the medicine did not work. Now the medicine given by doctors for malaria is an extract of a herb they make tea of in the countries that have to deal with a lot of malaria mosquitos. Now against advice of all other doctors, because 'there wasn't done enough research on the tea' one doctor treated these terminal ill patients with the tea of said herb.

All patients made a full recovery.

Now, when you used up all your stims, coming down hard, tired mind, restless body, itching bones and all your dopamine used up. But you still got a fuckton of noradrenaline in your system that's causing a resting heartbeat of 150, a blood pressure of a morbidly obese horse, and aware that you're going to be able to sleep for at least another 20 hours?

O boy do you need some kratom. Goddamnit, you have no idea how bad you need this herb, carefully crafted by junkie jesus himself, after he shot up .1 of some lab grade mdpv, to safe all the coming down tweaker pieces of trash that walk this ugly planet.

Now you may think, why the fuck would i need that weak ass kratom, if i can just pop an oxy? Now, you ever talking, stimmed out wise guy. This is because not only is kratom an opiate agonist that will take away most, if not all negative side effects of a stim comedown just like a real opioid. It's also very cheap and healthy as fuck, unlike a real opioid.

It contains lots of fibers, lowers your stupidly high blood pressure, increases the amount of oxygen in your blood, lowers your 150bpm heartbeat, improves your heavily weakened immune system, is pretty much non addictive, stabilizes your messed up blood sugar and will stop you from craving those cigs you've been smoking 2 packs a day of.

It also works best on an empty stomach. Potency increases on an empty stomach more than any drug i've ever tried, and since you probably haven't eaten in two days, it's the perfect opportunity to eat some kratom

Now i advice you to get green malay kratom. This is by far the strongest strain i've ever tried. It works 6-8 hours, is stimulating yet relaxing, and pretty euphoric, especially after a stim binge.

Now you want to prepare a citric acid based drink for optimal potentiation. I personally squeeze out the juice of a whole lemon, put in around 2 decent teaspoons of kratom(tolerance may vary for you), stir around for a few mins, kratom is water repellent so you need to stir a while for it to be mixed properly with the lemon juice. Then let it sit for 15mins-as long as you want, since citric acid potentiates kratom by a fuckton. I get like half the effects if skip this step. Now to finish the drink add lots of honey or sugar, i'd say honey since it's pretty healthy and will slowly release the sugars into your bloodstream, not causing a spike in insulin like regular sugar would.

Now slowly add water, SLOWLY, else it will foam up. Stir,and gulp down fast, cause it tastes like shit.

Sit back, put on some netflix and feel yourself get washed over by opiate bliss within an hour, whilst also actually doing something good for your body.

Healthy food, good personal hygiene and drugs go hand in hand. When your body has more energy to work with, it also has more energy to make you feel good.

Alright, imma rack up another line. Hope i helped any of you, you drugged up pieces of shit.

Fuck all of you. Bow for the healer. The omniscient. The greatest person to have ever walked the face of the earth. Me.

Posted Sep 21, 2017, 8:55 PM UTC · edited

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