Redditors, turn on your bullshit detectors!: "Alien Speech Found in NASA's Saturn Radio Signal"

Well massaging the signal is sort of cheating but that would definitely work for sci-fi alien talk. If you toned down the upward sweep at the end of every sentence maybe something's in there, too.

Either that or the aliens are Welsh.

It says to sell any stock that you have in Lehman Brothers and to close your Washington Mutual bank accounts.