Asshole pick-up line followed by deliberate obtuseness and a shitty pun. OP hailed as comedic genius misunderstood by reemales.
reddit.com/r/Tinder/comments/72hchj/moments_b...Posted Sep 26, 2017, 7:06 AM UTC
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"Well we now know she has no sense of humor"
I think it's impossible to conclude that until we see her reaction to something actually funny.
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Lol now that's funny
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If you’re one of those people that thinks a sense of humor means everyone has to laugh at everything, it’s because you’re not funny
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gee, I sure wonder why people on reddit have such a hard time going on dates or getting laid
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Well, obviously, it's feminism.
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Well maybe if those females would sleep with them, they wouldn't have to resort to such measures huh? You every think of that sound logic?
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The most popular relationship subs include r/Mgtow r/incels r/theredpill and r/foreveralone . Plus dating in general is seen as a Herculaneum task on most of the website.
For a website big on personal responsibility they don't seem to actually implement it in themselves.
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A Herculaneum task? It's buried under tons of volcanic ash?
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r/relationships isn't much better. "Just dump her!" for the slightest thing and a good portion of the posters replying seem to be trolls. Then again i wasn't much better in my Yahoo Answers/Govteen Forums days so....
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Somehow /tinder is getting worse, but the commenters think it's getting better.
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They enjoy harassing women for reddit karma way more than their IRL company.
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Thankfully there are some folks calling him out in the comments, but how the fuck does dumb shit like that get upvoted to the front page?
What is the average age of that sub?
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Reddit humor
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Repeating things said in tv shows
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Edgy comments about women, minorities, or Muslims, but never white men don't even think about that
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Puns. Lame puns!
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Being purposely obtuse
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You left off repeating lame puns about minorities.
smh
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Things that are supposed to be funny that get upvoted to the front page are rarely actually funny.
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this isn't ... funny?
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Idk why but her profile picture pisses me the fuck off. Like really that is your go to, the most indifferent face you could make? I'd take a duck face or a middle finger or some shit over this. But nope, just hey I'm here, an emotionless void.
Redditor is angry at woman for having a face
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Having a neutral expression on your face means you're an emotionless void
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I wanna say "fart yeah" but I feel like that's been played out by now.
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You clearly don't get Reddit humor. If it feels played out, that's when you START using it MORE.
Pickle rick.
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nope Chuck Testa
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The part that really sticks out to me is where a second loser pipes up to share his story about matching with her and his opener was a gif that said "let's bang"
literally all day these girls have to deal with redditors sending awful jokes, straight up insults, and crude propositions and they figure that they get rejected because they're just stupid bitches, not that they're exhibiting traits of dudes that these girls know bear no fruit.
They have absolutely no ability to self-reflect.
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Ugh, it's always impossible to make conversation with women when you start with a stupid impossible to reply to first message and they're immediately on the backfoot and defensive already!
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Idk why but her profile picture pisses me the fuck off. Like really that is your go to, the most indifferent face you could make? I'd take a duck face or a middle finger or some shit over this. But nope, just hey I'm here, an emotionless void.
ugh DAE hate when women take a profile pic and they look bored? also DAE hate when women take a profile pic with friends and look excited? also DAE hate when women take a profile pic with a duck face? also DAE hate when women take a profile pic with a dog filter? also DAE hate when women take a profile pic with the selfie angle? also DAE hate when women take a profile pic and don't look as skinny as i would like them to look? also DAE hate when women
Do you expect people to conjure a conversation out of thin air? Jokes are an ice breaker. Don't be rude. Just say "haha" and move swiftly into the "so what do you do"s
don't be rude, just pretend the boring shitty joke is funny and date this person who has put out absolutely nothing that you're interested in so far
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DAE HATE WHEN WOMEN TAKE PROFILE PICS OF THEMSELVES EXISTING AS ACTUAL HUMAN BEINGS!?!?! SOMEONE CONTACT R/PUNCHABLE FACES, THIS CUNT IS PISSING ME OFF FOR NOT SUFFICIENTLY CATERING TO MY ARBITRARY WHIMS, WHY CANT 3D WOMEN LOOK LIKE MY 2D MOEBLOB WAIFUS
Fart yeah!
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well shit if she just smiled, she'd sure be a lot more popular with men on the internet who hate her
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HAHA I PUT YOUR NAME INTO A WORD THAT HAS YOUR NAME IN IT. PLEASE GO OUT WITH ME
Edit: ...bitch
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And this is why I don't date self proclaimed Redditors. Once was enough.
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This is why I will never tell anyone I use this site. I once met some Redditors absolutely accidentally, and they were fine, but I refused to disclose that I've been here for seven years, because it's a secret sort of shame.
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I spend way too much time on reddit to pretend I'm unfamiliar with it. I just hope people who catch me don't assume I'm actually a redditor.
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Yeah, I've disclosed while watching football (American) and reading game threads, but that's about it. I generally pretend I'm on Twitter or say it's a "message board."
I'm not very good at hiding it, I know.
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I always say that I'm only on reddit to make fun of reddit.
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reddit is like video games. don't bring it up in casual conversation.
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can we please make r/tinder or r/cringe ? seems pretty useful, in edition to cringe other subs should be included
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Make r/tindercringe and then just have a bot xpost everything from r/tinder onto there.
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Well if shitty dad jokes won't bag me a woman, what do I have left?
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Don't forget the commenter that matched with her too, first thing he said was "let's bang" but of course she's the bitch for saying "excuse me?".
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Looks like she's hitting everyone with that canned "excuse me?" reply lol
yeah clearly she is the only common factor here and a reddit sense of humour has nothing to do with it
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i feel like r/tinder the the greatest self own by reddit of all time
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If she was just fucking with him then that would be great
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This is crystalline, pharmaceutical grade reddit right here. The negging, the trite "repeat in caps lock" joak, the fucking name pun. ties off tourniquet
I just.. I don't get it, like how many times can the SAME fucking joke be funny to these people. I've must have read it at least a 500 times on here.
It's so unfunny I've never heard it on any other website.
Reddit: Not Even Once.
don't forget the repeating shitty jokes because the other person didn't like them which clearly means she's wrong
It was basically an instant front-page post with 14k upvotes when I saw it.
A tricolon of redditisms: impetivi feminam, ostendi ignoratiam, messui supravoces.
Sorry for the pedantic comment, I mentioned tricolon and then had way too much fun making Reddit translations of veni, vidi, vici.