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Nectoux

As my two sons compete for my love, I'd have to say my other son is winning the competition. By a huge margin.

As my two sons compete for my love, I'd have to say my other son is winning the competition. By a huge margin.

Posted Sep 26, 2017, 11:32 PM UTC

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masterpharos•

OP you do realise that one of your sons appears to be a middle aged lady

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Engi-near•

I lol'd

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darwin_thornberry•

I laugh out louded too

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NectouxOP•

Lol! My other son took the picture.

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masterpharos•

a likely story!

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meowndy•

Aka the good non-beer breaking son.

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goatcoat•

A middle aged lady with a great butt, which is extremely rare for a young man.

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eat_potty•

Why so sad? He just got rid of that shitty Heine for you.

;P

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hadtomakeaprofile•

My first thought was "no problem, the Shiner is ok!"

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_Face•

I assumed this was the son that was winning.

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TeamFreedomHuddle•

Now you can say "your mom should have swallowed you."

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ro0ot•

don't worry - its just heineken

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DerothXyran•

Yeah not sure what the fuss is about someone spilling some water.

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13thmurder•

The one worth drinking seems to be intact still.

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GraffitiGiraffe•

Crisis averted. Shiner ok. Carry on.

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suikokoro•

I'm not a fan of the new taller bottles for heineken. The handle on 12 packs break far too easily.

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darkangelx•

At least it wasn't the shiner.

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