As my two sons compete for my love, I'd have to say my other son is winning the competition. By a huge margin.

Posted Sep 26, 2017, 11:32 PM UTC
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Posted Sep 26, 2017, 11:32 PM UTC
Why so sad? He just got rid of that shitty Heine for you.
;P
My first thought was "no problem, the Shiner is ok!"
I assumed this was the son that was winning.
Now you can say "your mom should have swallowed you."
don't worry - its just heineken
Yeah not sure what the fuss is about someone spilling some water.
The one worth drinking seems to be intact still.
Crisis averted. Shiner ok. Carry on.
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I'm not a fan of the new taller bottles for heineken. The handle on 12 packs break far too easily.
At least it wasn't the shiner.
OP you do realise that one of your sons appears to be a middle aged lady
I lol'd
I laugh out louded too
Lol! My other son took the picture.
a likely story!
Aka the good non-beer breaking son.
A middle aged lady with a great butt, which is extremely rare for a young man.