Danger-MooseI keep attempting to be•

I hate the floors, so it's good that they are everywhere. I also hate the little mini-bar thing by the window. That seems useless. I DO like the bowl full of apples that deserved its own picture, so I would gladly pay as much as $500,000 for that alone.

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SkvrybyrOPjumping and kicking and a little bit of ball play•

I am back and forth on the floors. I am going to go see them in person today. Will provide feedback. They look sort of like what the floors look llike after you have sanded them but have not put the new finish on yet.

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Danger-MooseI keep attempting to be•

Yeah, they definitely look "unfinished" which is probably the look they are going for, I just hate them. I saw something similar in another Church Hill house years ago when this house would have had only a slightly ridiculous price instead of the current completely ridiculous price.

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tiglathpilesara guy in jail for murdering his wife •

Why are you going to look at it today? Are y'all considering leaving the eden of NewSoFa?

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Rico_Agavealways subject to a yikes investigation•

I hate the floors too. And too much white.

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moni_bkI like to call it a bread hole•

I guess I'm the dissenter today. I think I like the floors.

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SkvrybyrOPjumping and kicking and a little bit of ball play•

I have no doubt that someone is going to buy that house because they love those floors. I am reserving my judgment until I see them in person.

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Danger-MooseI keep attempting to be•

SHOCKING

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moni_bkI like to call it a bread hole•

Pfffft.

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tiglathpilesara guy in jail for murdering his wife •

Imma back you on that, while they have a different finish than mine, the wood is very similar.

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Danger-MooseI keep attempting to be•

I think it's the finish that most of us are disliking.

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incorrigible_muffinWe're a bunch of elitist shitbags, and we're terrible•

I don't mind them either. But I agree with Rico that there's too much white and gray overall.

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Danger-MooseI keep attempting to be•

And pictures of bicycles? Vomit.

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Rico_Agavealways subject to a yikes investigation•

But no pictures of apples on bicycles. Literally unlivable.

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Danger-MooseI keep attempting to be•

The all new iBike.

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Asterion7building a wall to keep out Mexico Restaurant•

Those are worth at least 20k.

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Danger-MooseI keep attempting to be•

You're right. They should deduct at LEAST 20k for having those up.

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incorrigible_muffinWe're a bunch of elitist shitbags, and we're terrible•

Came here to say this about the apples. They're not even real! Come on.

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Danger-MooseI keep attempting to be•

A bowl full of fruit is designed to say, "Look I have my shit together enough to buy fruit AND display it!"

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incorrigible_muffinWe're a bunch of elitist shitbags, and we're terrible•

It should say "I will pelt you with these if you put the toilet paper roll on incorrectly". :P

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Budge-O-Matic•

Yep. Floors are the worst.

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ReindeerPoopRVAmake it suck a little, tiny bit•

It doesn't look like it's almost 2300 square feet, but maybe that is because I no longer trust real estate photos?

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SkvrybyrOPjumping and kicking and a little bit of ball play•

Yes. I am going to see how that is possible today. Plus there is a whole room dedicated to the apples.

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Asterion7building a wall to keep out Mexico Restaurant•

We need our Church Hillians to weigh in. u/tiglathpilesar u/morechipsandsalsa u/madmenisgood

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madmenisgoodProbably fondled a penguin. He asked for it•

I hope they get every penny!

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Danger-MooseI keep attempting to be•

Unbiased opinion here, folks! :)

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madmenisgoodProbably fondled a penguin. He asked for it•

Obvs

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tiglathpilesara guy in jail for murdering his wife •

I like it. Looks like it's a quality reno. I think it's pricey for as deep in Union as it is, but I could see it going at close that price given how things are going.

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SkvrybyrOPjumping and kicking and a little bit of ball play•

Yes. From my understanding, there is a lot of commercial development about to happen over here. Plus the The Most Hipster Place in the World is right around the corner

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tiglathpilesara guy in jail for murdering his wife •

That place truly is the most hipster place in the world.

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Asterion7building a wall to keep out Mexico Restaurant•

She keeps telling me. I have to go by sometime and see it for myself.

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Danger-MooseI keep attempting to be•

That soda fountain looks interesting, though.

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Asterion7building a wall to keep out Mexico Restaurant•

Plus you can get a $45.95 galvanized mop bucket while you are drinking it.

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lilovingExtra holes for everybody!•

I've always kind of wanted to go there, but it scares me - like I might feel so old and unhip I have to run out into traffic. Plus I bet things are $$$$$$.

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vampedvixenI hope your butt is very happy•

That price is crazy.

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SkvrybyrOPjumping and kicking and a little bit of ball play•

It feels crazy, but it is actually comprable. There is a house about the same size across the street that is going for about the same price. I am telling you, Church Hill is on the rise. Plus the prostitutes seem to be running a pretty good business lately.

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vampedvixenI hope your butt is very happy•

Well, that's good for them.

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emilyj07•

I agree. i wouldn't be surprised if that house was like 250 to 275, but that number is outrageous. that house isn't that good looking.

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theladydoorIt's a guaranteed poo!•

I appreciate that they included a cactus as their one source of color in one of the rooms. So prickly and unapproachable, which is pretty much the vibe I get from the entire house.

Not really a fan of this one. There's no color, no character (apples withstanding), the floors are kinda terrible, and everything else just looks blank and dead. It'll sell within the week.

Edit: Upon further inspection, what I thought was a cactus is just a pot of decorative grass, making this even less interesting than I thought it was.

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Asterion7building a wall to keep out Mexico Restaurant•

Cash buyer, 50k over asking.

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theladydoorIt's a guaranteed poo!•

Exactly.

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himynameisjayI hate you. •

I like the floors but not across the whole house. It's a little much. Maybe in a bathroom or closet or something.

Also, I'm officially over open kitchens.

And the whole power/telephone wire situation across the front of the house is tragic

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Danger-MooseI keep attempting to be•

I'm ok with a kitchen open to a living area, but I want all of that to be closed off to the rest of the house. I would like to be able to see my kids while I cook but not have to completely clean my kitchen every time someone's coming over.

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SkvrybyrOPjumping and kicking and a little bit of ball play•

what does "clean my kitchen" mean. I have never heard of this.

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Asterion7building a wall to keep out Mexico Restaurant•

That is because you have me.

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lunar_unit•

I like the house. Looks like a good reno, from the pics anyway.

Not really digging the floor finish, but can't really see it closely. Is it pickled heart pine, or some kind of replacement?

And the shower reminds me of The Wall in GoT.

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SkvrybyrOPjumping and kicking and a little bit of ball play•

That would be a cold shower. I believe they are a replacement. Not sure

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lilovingExtra holes for everybody!•

I like the house, but overall it feels cold and sterile. I wish it retained more of it's original character. Or something. It needs warmth...

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Asterion7building a wall to keep out Mexico Restaurant•

That yard is rough for a half a million dollars.

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moni_bkI like to call it a bread hole•

Yeah, the yard is disappointing.

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SkvrybyrOPjumping and kicking and a little bit of ball play•

That is a major drawback of church hill in general. at least you don't have to mow hay and bricks

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Rico_Agavealways subject to a yikes investigation•

These houses always make me think of a shoebox with the top slightly open on one side.

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Danger-MooseI keep attempting to be•

When we were first looking we were told that getting insurance on a flat roofed house can be difficult. Is that not the case?

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Rico_Agavealways subject to a yikes investigation•

I have no idea. We never looked at any flat roof.

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Danger-MooseI keep attempting to be•
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himynameisjayI hate you. •

Yeah, it was hard and expensive to insure.

The company I'm with would only insure it on the condition that I replaced it almost immediately (was a tar and gravel roof and replaced with TPO).

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