When you watch Rick and Morty
Posted Oct 2, 2017, 8:26 PM UTC
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I TURNED MYSELF INTO AVATAR RICK MORTY
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I'm so fucking sorry for this "joke"
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"I transferred myself into an Avatar, Morty! Avatar Riiiiick!"
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I TURNED MYSELF INTO A SHITPOST MORTY
SHITPOST RIIIICK
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Should've gone with templar, then you can slice up rats and shoot lightning.
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I DIDN'T REALLY UNDERSTAND THE WHOLE POINT OF THE JOKE MORTY!
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IT'S CUZ HE'S PICKLE RICK! REPETITION IS FUNNY MORTY! DEAD MEME RICK!
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I hate how the pompous asses acting like they're the best thing to grace the world have started getting looped in with the actual show. Rick and Morty is a great show with a stupid fanbase that thinks Rick and Morty is the most profound thing ever.
In spite of recent events, this is a good meme, Commander.
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I feel like that's not nearly as common as people have been saying. I did not even realize it was a thing until the copypasta started getting popular.
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Even the creators know how cancerous some of them can get
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Of course
Making fun of the stupid fans never fails to amuse though
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It' what happens when people identify with Rick and don't realize he's actual garbage.
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Too bad lowest CI is standart.
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Genius isn't the even the top rank. Don't do my boy Rick that way!
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To be fair, you have to have very high cover to complete XCOM 2. The RNG is extremely brutal, and without a solid grasp on the quicksave button most of the plasma will go through a typical rookie's head. There's also Bradford's nihilistic outlook which is deftly woven into his sweater - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Alethinophidia Viperidae literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depth of the elder's base, to realise they're not just invaders - they probe DEEP into life on earth. As a consequence people who dislike XCOM 2 truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Bradford's existencial catchphrase "CLOSE RANGE?!" which itself is a cryptic reference to the 1986 film of the same name I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons yelling at Jake to fix his game while his genius unfolds itself on their monitors. What fools... how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have a sexy snake tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for soldiers ranked sergeant or higher only - And even they have to demonstrate that they've missed a 95% shot (preferably higher) beforehand.
.....this.
What the Mor Balaten did you just say to me, you little sectoid? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the officer training school and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the ayys, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in concealment and I'm the top soldier in the entire Initiative. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will blow you out of the skybox with precision the likes of which you have never seen, mark my words, ADVENT puppet. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me? Think again, xeno. As we speak, I am having my best Supports track your IP so you better get ready for the rocket storm, maggot. The rocket that wipes your avatar project back to 0. I can take a VTOL anywhere, at any time, and can kill you in over a thousand ways, and that's just with tier 1 weapons. Not only am I trained with headshots, but I have access to multiple plasma and alien hunter weapons and I will use them to their full clips to lodge my foot up your ass. If only you had known what sort of retribution your little "clever" terror site attack was about to bring down on your race, maybe you would have held your faceless. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price. I will rain Run & Gun all over you. You are fucking dead, elder.
9/10, "300 confirmed kills" needs to be "I have missed over 300 (apparently) confirmed shots"
Got damn!
Thanks Noob-Noob! This guy gets it.
Close range bruh im dying 😂😂
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Ohmigod I just glossed over that at first because I thought it was the normal Rick and Morty copypasta but it’s so much better
I get that you're just memeing, but this still gets under my skin just knowing it existed in a serious way at some point. I prefer the Ten Thousand Approach to the high and mighty approach.
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Title: Ten Thousand
Title-text: Saying 'what kind of an idiot doesn't know about the Yellowstone supervolcano' is so much more boring than telling someone about the Yellowstone supervolcano for the first time.
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well played
I put effort into my copypastas, son.
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