Roast this guy's greasy hair
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imgur.comPosted Oct 26, 2017, 3:10 AM UTC
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imgur.comI’d only have sex with you if I had aids
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*In California, where it's now only a misdemeanor.
FTFY
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Must be annoying to have to wipe your chin after every shit.
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Rob Gronkenstein
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I’ve never been able to identify that someone’s mother had severe complications during pregnancy just by looking at them before.
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You look like the guy in the locker room who keeps insisting that it isn't gay if your balls don't touch.
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Who photoshopped those bolts out of your neck, you Frankensteins Monster-looking mongoloid?
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He knows the word "smash" in eight different languages and nothing else.
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You’re what I imagine Frankenstein’s monster’s dumpster baby would look like.
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Uhh..
Okay what the hell you kind of look like me but retarded
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So, how did you like Charlottesville?
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"I don't like to see you come out to this clean country with your oily hair, dressed up in those silk suits, passing yourselves off as decent Americans. "
- Senator Pat Geary, Godfather II
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swear to god your head is shaped like a minecraft block
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Repeat after me: Five Guys fryer oil is not shampoo
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Your hair is so oily I'm surprised the United States haven't taken you yet
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You look like the average movie school bully.
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Why is your face connected to your neck
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Why do I get the feeling you're often saying "I dids good, ma?"
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If we did, I'm sure it would smell like a garbage fire.
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"Some folks calls it a Kaiser blade, but I call it a sling blade.... Got any of them French fried pertaters"
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Your haircut says that you're autistic, but your face says that you're retarded.