[SUTH] Sharpest Under The Heavens Fanfic Contest is Gambinoed

ON ACCOUNT OF WE ONLY GOT LIKE 2 SUBMISSIONS FROM YOU STRUGGLERS. TO QUOTE MONOPOLY: BERSERK EDITION:: GO DIRECTLY TO THE VORTEX OF SOULS. DO NOT PASS GO. DO NOT COLLECT 3 SILVER COINS.

I'd like to cite the legal precedent here:

Wrong, sir! Wrong! Under section 37B of the contract signed by him, it states quite clearly that all offers shall become null and void if - and you can read it for yourself in this photostatic copy - "I, the undersigned, shall forfeit all rights, privileges, and licenses herein and herein contained," et cetera, et cetera... "Fax mentis, incendium gloria cultum," et cetera, et cetera... Memo bis punitor delicatum! It's all there! Black and white, clear as crystal! You stole Fizzy-Lifting Drinks! You bumped into the ceiling, which now has to be washed and sterilized, so you get... NOTHING!!! You lose! GOOD DAY, SIR!

EDIT: Alright i talked to Moura-senpie and everyone who submitted gets an honorary 2nd place ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?