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Boogie-Bagel

I hate how 200IQ has become a meme

I hate how 200IQ has become a meme. Every time I go on youtube all I see are videos of League of Legends and CS GO players making mediocre plays. It makes me sick seeing all these simpletons not truly understanding the true power of 200 iq. How do I know the true power of 200IQ you might ask? Because I HAVE 200 IQ. Don't believe me? Well I can assure you I have taken several online IQ tests that show my massive intellect. But now because of all these shitty memes, every time I bring up my 200 IQ in job interviews or on dates with hot girls they laugh at me and say "oh do you watch rick and morty?" or "Oh do you know Albert Einstein" And although both are tru I can't help but get infuriated by their ignorance. Because I know that in a battle of wits, I would be able to run circles around their degenerate brains. In a matter of milliseconds every single neuron in my brain would be firing at full blast. My muscles would tense and I would be aware of everything around me from the flutter of a butterfly's wings to the care accident thats about to occur across the street 5 minutes from now. I would tilt my head down and push my glasses up my nose as the glare of the sun slid across my sleek black transition lenses. At that point I would unleash my tongue from its shackles and words would come gushing out like a hasbro super soaker. I would watch as they stood in awe, scratching their heads still trying to wrap their mind around something that I said 10 minutes ago. I think if people actually want to use the words 200 iq they need to pass a test that proves that they have at least 200 IQ. A test that I have made and only I will proctor. Then and only then will I be able to reclaim the words that have been consumed by the plebs. If you want to take the test, 1st make sure youre a hot girl and second send me your phone number so I can fax it to you.

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Posted Oct 28, 2017, 8:00 AM UTC

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