Panicked in the middle of a test and cheated. If I get caught I'll get kicked out of college.

Like I need more problems. And, as usual, it's entirely my fault. It was so stupid of me, it was a dumb liberal arts elective, and I was going to drop out of the class anyways. Turns out, though, that I can't even drop the class at this point.

If I get kicked out... what the fuck am I supposed to do? The only thing I've ever taken any joy in requires a degree. All of my BARE MINIMUM goals in life involve step 1: graduate college. If my luck with this is as bad as usual, I think I'm just going to say "fuck it" and become a criminal.