[Witcher 3] NEET of White Orchard
/>Live with mum in White Orchard
/>Get good boy points for helping mummy out around the house
/>Cash in good boy points for tendies every night
/>Best mum around
/>one day she gets sick
/>local herbalist says she will die within the fortnight
/>Feelsbadman
/>Mum is too frail and weak to get out of bed now
/>have to bathe, clothe and cook for her every night
/>at the end of each night she tells me she loves me and gives me good boy points
/>tell her to keep them and use them to get better
/>she just smiles
/>just want me mum back
/>fortnight later
/>mum is looking real bad
/>her face is now sunken and gaunt
/>theEndisNigh.jpg
/>sit beside her brushing her long black hair and telling her it'll be okay
/>start hearing metal clanging
/>mum begins to groan as clanging gets louder and louder
/>tell her it'll be okay and I'll get them to stop
/>go outside to the source of the noise
/>it's coming from some manlet making shitty armor
/>plead with him to stop
/>calls me an autist and throws a horseshoe at me
/>dodge horseshoe and charge manlet
/>trip
/>Manlet kicks sand into my face as I try to get up
/>myeyes.png
/>get up and hear laughter from some qt 3.14 and Nilfgaard cucks
/>Nilfgaards order me to go home or I'll be whipped like a Novigrad whore
/>begin crying
/>they all laugh and begin mocking me
/>go home
/>walk in and tell mum I'm sorry they wont stop
/>no response
/>walk to her bed and pull down the blanket
/>she's dead
/>many moons later
/>still pissed about manlet and nilfgaard cucks
/>begin drinking
/>an idea pops into thy head
/>get sauced and leave house in the middle of the night
/>burn down manlets shitty forge
/>kek
/>run home
/>get atttacked by drowners
/>somehow managed to get home lost my best boots though
/>next day
/>head hurts but thankfully no clanging from beta manlet
/>feelsgoodman
/>all of a sudden some chad with two swords enters my room
/>has yellow eyes like a cat
/>accuses me of burning down shitty forge
/>how does he know?
/>tells me he smelled my piss on some tree and followed my footsteps
/>the fuck?
/>offer him tendies and coin not to tell anybody
/>calls me a piece of filth and beats the shit out of me
/>when will my suffering end?
/>normies in the street watch as chad drags me to forge
/>sociopathic manlet begins lecturing me about how he gave my mom discounts and is actually a niceguy
/>piss sniffing chad begins shaking his head and looking down on me with his creepy eyes
/>says something about the wind howling
/>Nilfgaard cucks come over after hearing the comotion
/>Chad and Manlet tell them I burned down his shack
/>Nilfgaards take me away and hang me
/>got plenty of good boy points though to spend when I see me mum again so not all bad
Posted Oct 28, 2017, 8:04 AM UTC