Can we just talk about Halloween decorations?

Ive been doing late night (6:00pm-10:00pm) shifts for the past few nights, and as a result I’ve shit my pants almost 10 times. Most houses here have decorations and some of them jump the fuck out at you when you walk up to the door.

Earlier tonight I had a guy come out in full makeup and costume and just start screaming at me...

Is anyone else going through this terrible experience?