Phone Report (PR?): Women still don't have a clue what they want

I have this habit of having phone sex from time to time. It's nothing compared to real life of course, but when you don't get laid regularly it's always something, it sure beats porn anyway.

So, a while back I got a message from a 22-year old woman I'd never seen before on a social media site, which surprised me, because women rarely initiate.
Her: Hey, what are you doing?
Me: Nothing much, really.
Her: I'm lying in my bed horny, I want to have phone sex.
Me: Sure, why not.

Then she lists her "demands": My turn-ons are hearing you talk about how horny you are and how good it feels, and you telling me to cum over and over.
A little too bossy for my tastes, but I mean, she's not telling me to wear panties and cum in my own mouth, so it's not that kind of girl at least. When I ask for her real name she tells me, but she also tells me a nickname that she prefers to be called.
It's worth noting that the first thing on her profile is "Love you, [Boyfriend's name]! <3 Happily engaged since 2016-05". Yup, you sure love him alright.

I oblige, temporarily forgetting that women usually have no clue what they're talking about. I'm a simple man, if she's moaning I'm hard, so I just go along with it. I literally cum twice before she manages to do it even once, and after that I had places to be and things to do, so I hung up on her and told her I had to go. She was pissed off she didn't get to cum, told me she never wanted to fucking talk to me ever again, and that was that.

Needless to say, four days later she texts me again.
Her: Wanna talk?
Me: Thought you never wanted to fucking talk to me ever again.
Her: But I'm horny...

And I was too, so sure, let's do it. It's very similar to the first session, I do the kind of things she (thinks) she likes, she doesn't cum once and after 25 minutes or so I've had my fun and move on to the rest of my day. She's mad again. I tell her "You barely talk, and it's getting kind of boring. It's hot to hear you moan and all, but I mean, been there done that". She thinks I'm too demanding and tells me she never wants to talk again, then comes back a few hours later and says "Maybe I could work up the courage to talk more. But I can only do it when I'm alone."

3-4 days later, in the morning, she texts me.
Her: I'm alone now.
Me: And horny, I assume.
Her: Yes, can I call you?
Me: Go ahead.

At this point I'm not exactly a huge fan of this chick. She's way too shy and has these dumb demands. During the first 10 minutes or so I keep asking her questions with obviously dirty answers "What are you doing right now?", "What were those turn-ons of yours again? Remind me" and so on. She gives mumbling answers sometimes, but nothing satisfying. So I figure hey, let's do things my way instead of hers and see what happens. So instead of calling her by her nickname I start using her real name. Instead of telling her how horny I am and how good it feels I start trying to call her different things, to see if anything gets a negative reaction. "You're my little slut, aren't you [name]?", she replies with a quiet "yes". I go from slut to whore to sex toy to fuckhole, and she just keeps getting louder. I start describing how I'm planning to use and enjoy my little horny fuckhole (and make sure to use her name regularly). Doesn't take long before she orgasms and literally screams. I didn't even cum yet, unlike the other times when I could do it twice before she was even close.

Afterwards, I text her.
Me: That was a lot better than the first two times.
Her: Wow, yeah...
Me: Seems like I might have a better idea than you do of what turns you on, huh?
Her: No, the things I said still turn me on more.
Me: All I know is I haven't heard you scream like that before now, not even close.
Her: I'm even louder when you say the things that I like (evidently not true).
Me: Well, I'm off, got things to do, places to be. Bye.

So, what's the moral of this story?

1. Women don't have a clue what they're talking about, not even when it comes to themselves. Listen to what they do, not what they say.
2. Your girlfriend who you're having a happily monogamous relationship with and plan to marry in the future could be on the phone masturbating with some random dude from the internet. It's more likely than you think.
3. If your SMV is low because you still have 40 lbs of fat to burn and a lot of muscle to build, but you're alright when it comes to social skills and charm, phone sex is better than porn. Although you're probably still better off neglecting both and channeling the frustration of not cumming into your gym sessions.