Let’s talk about the EU Splatfests

So then. Hot breakfast Vs Cold breakfast.

For starters, who has the time to eat a full English breakfast every single day? Secondly: WHY IS THIS THE THEME.

I am seriously considering buying a US copy of the game, just for Splatfests.

We’ve had; Front toll Vs back roll Warm breakfast Vs cold breakfast

What’s next? Toilet seat up Vs toilet seat down. Coffee Vs tea Orange juice Vs apple juice? Real Christmas tree Vs fake Christmas tree

Really Nintendo? You couldn’t possibly fly over to Europe and see what we actually like in our countries? Or, give us something cool to fight about, that doesn’t make us seem like little kids fighting over a pointless subject. Just why?! WHY?!

But hey! Let’s all calm down shall we? What team are you guys on? Anyone on cold breakfast is a monster. CROISSANTS WERE MADE TO BE WARM GUYS.

I’m done with my rant, but will probably rant in other people’s threads XD