Red llama

(NSFW) All I fucking want is that goddamn red llama banner in that shitty ass Fortnite royale game! It's not even that great of a game! But you want to win sooo bad! And then it's like here's some "character customization" so I'm like "okay I can't really change my character without spending money so I will go ahead and add a banner I guess." Go into the banner screen to find out that I can't even choose the goddamn llama with a red background!!! Like I've cycled through all of the other banners and the colors and they don't prohibit you from choosing your desired color. What is the game here EPIC??? You too good to let me have a fucking red llama??? I don't care if you have some weird obsession with em, you're not the only kid on the block who likes red llamas, okay?!?!?! Stop being selfish and give the people what they want, you rip off artists! We all wish you were battlegrounds, but have to put up with your no llama shit because we're all morons and didn't buy a computer instead of a console! I'm already in enough pain!