Greatest lines in UK TV history

Post 'em. Can be fictional or non-fictional.

My favourite, from The Office:

Gareth: "Careful mate, she's got a fiance.

Dawn: "I haven't. Not anymore."

We all know the context.

Runners-up:

"I've sort of fused Flashdance with MC Hammer shit."

• Brentmeister, The Office.

and

"Earlier on today, apparently, a woman rang the BBC and said she heard there was a hurricane on the way... well, if you're watching, don't worry, there isn't!"

• Michael Fish, before the Great Storm of 1987 which killed 19 people and caused extensive damage to SE England, the worst to hit the UK in 300 years.