Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale...

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale...

Posted Nov 2, 2017, 4:11 PM UTC

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SquigglyPiggles•

I'm not one to kiss and tell, so I'll just tell you about how I totally banged her instead. Can't talk about the kissing though, that'd just be rude.

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iHateRBF•

wink I'm not one to wink kiss and tell, but wink we spent all evening wink and night wink wink together.

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PinkNug•

Penthouse Forum: REJECTED. Sorry, but your your story of sexual escapades has triggered our bullshit alarm.

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WHACKGETOUT•

"I'm a lonely old man and my wife isn't coming back."

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