Turkish reporter talking to a mushroom instead of microphone

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Posted Nov 3, 2017, 1:35 PM UTC

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DANTEDEFAULT•

I can't stop laughing. It's just like when I have food in one hand and an object in the other, so I interact with the food and eat the object.

Edit: I am literally dying from these comments below. I'm gonna record myself laughing at these comments and post it in this sub. Laughinception.

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lame_corprus•

Yeah usually I accidentally throw my clothes or keys to the trash can

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toecramp•

This is a fear I always have when I throw out my trash down the garbage disposal shaft in my building..

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lame_corprus•

Do you live in the Death Star :D We don't have shafts like that in my country

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toecramp•

I wish! I live in Sweden and almost never lived in an apartment building without it.

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mi-16evil•

US resident here. I love those chutes but they scare the crap out of me cause i'm so worried I'll drop my keys in there. Also there's an automatic garbage crusher down there so your garbage is crushed right away which freaks me out as well.

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itsactuallyobama•

Holy shit I'm not alone!!! I leave my apartment, keys in one hand and trash in another. Then it's a mental battle to stay aware of what I'm doing so I don't chuck my keys down the garbage shoot.

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sreddit•

Can confirm. Held onto trash and threw wallet into garbage can.

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TuzkiPlus•

Totally understand, it's like when I'm unwrapping ice cream but throw it into the trash instead of the wrapper..

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Bananapopcicle•

I know your post is almost a month old but I’m a bartender and multiple times I’ve poured excess beer from a pint or bottle into the trash instead of the sink not thinking and then looking around wondering “hope nobody saw that” haha

It happens. Brain fart!

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lame_corprus•

Lol that's funny.

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Dlatch•

I once put licorice in my ear because I had my (black) earbuds in the other hand

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I unwrapped a chocolate bar once and threw the chocolate in the trash, and went to put the wrapper in my mouth.

Man that was a very sad moment

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DrThunder187•

Eating popcorn while doing a puzzle is a dangerous game.

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makethemoonglow•

Eat rock, throw bread.

^^people ^^saw

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Banaboy•

Yeah the other day I had a drink on my desk and a burning candle.

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DANTEDEFAULT•

Might be! I took 80 minutes to understand what was that. I thought it was an alien dildo.

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TerrorEyzs•

As a server in a restaurant I can't tell you how often I'll dump the trash in the sink and then throw the cups and plates in the trash. Ugh.

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DANTEDEFAULT•

The classic! Can't watch this video without ending covered in tears.

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Ash_C•

The other guy's like "U Wot M8".

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supafly208•

Where the hell did they get a giant mushroom from?

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Hukumran•

I just watched rest of the video in original language(turkish). It is not a mushroom. It is a 600 years old mallet. They were talking about who used it in the past

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ionslyonzion•

Well he was probably the first person to use it as a microphone

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ILikeMyBlueEyes•

I was gonna say... "That's one stiff mushroom."

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JuneRunner11•

He should have put it down and used the mic because people don't often talk into their mallets.

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granolaboi•

This man is asking the real questions

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Sumbohdie•

Looks wooden maybe

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cfiggis•

Right, but...why was he holding it in the first place?

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Taikwin•

Your favourites list is very weird, Nick.

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nickstroOP•

oh no I didn't mean to reveal my stash oh fuc

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McToculus•

Hehe I checked too. Don't recognize any of them though. Don't you hate it when the owner deletes or makes private a video that you've favorited? Drives me nuts, like at least tell me what it was!!

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MrTuxedoMan•

I'll say. I was looking through my liked videos where I like maybe 1 video a month and there's so many deleted from years prior. Now I'll never know what I wanted to rewatch again.

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enigmatoid•

Aman yarabbi!

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youngbowie•

I started to laugh before anyone in the video did

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ggnoobshaco•

Same here, I was laughing hysterically as soon as his voice started fading.

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AWaveInTheOcean•

I started laughing before these other two people

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jaxtin•

I was laughing my ass off at the reaction of the other guy, just staring at him like "... is this guy serious?"

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bigpig1054•

May be the first instance of contagious laughter without having to actually hear the laughter.

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IndieCurtis•

had a good chuckle with this one

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Travisx2112•

I love this video haha. Does anyone know what he's saying?

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ellipsistic•

He talks about two islamic philosophy figures that lived in Turkey many years ago, Mevlana and Yunus Emre. And then he realizes that he is talking to the mushroom, he says “aman yarabbi” which could be translated to “oh my god”.

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solamyas•

They were also poets. If you had said Rumi, u/Travisx2112 was more likely to know who you were talking about since Mevlana is known as Rumi outside of Turkey.

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ellipsistic•

I didn’t know that, thanks for the correction.

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thracia•

He talks poetic, so I might be a bit off but he says something like:

He was invited to meeting before Mevlana. And said "How many times I have been invited to spiritual meetings all the time I have seen foot steps of Turkmen Yunus in front of me".

Basically he is speaking about Turkish literature from 1200s.

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NapalmRDT•

a true classic

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Carcass_Body1•

wtf lul

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Bloody_BMW•

It's that hash kicking in

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GamerX44•

Bro, I have never seen such a kabak in my life lmao

It's a mallet.

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peanutbutterjams•

Nice to see laughter instead of contempt or mockery.

Great sub!

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LeereWasserflasche•

Please explain the toastsalad video

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ru1ns_•

This was hilarious. I can't stop myself.

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