For the second week on the run, Mum's eaten *my* bavarian slice from the cake shop

And left me the lemon bun.

Posted Nov 11, 2017, 3:06 PM UTC

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usenet_aliasWest Yorkshire•

It's like a rule. If you stretch your vagina over somebody's head, you get dibs on the cake.

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toprightOPManchester•

Then she shouldn't ask for a bloody lemon bun then.

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usenet_aliasWest Yorkshire•

So she just came right over to your flat and took this piece of cake?

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toprightOPManchester•

What makes you think that ?

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usenet_aliasWest Yorkshire•

Does she have a key to the place? Can she just come right in when she feels like it? Perhaps you need to establish some boundaries of what's permitted in your house.

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crewe-daveCheshire•

You've rehabilitated yourself in my eyes to a degree with that comment,but dont push it ;)

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MeersbrookHallamshire•

Lemon is the best flavour.

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