Luckily, the pawn shop was open at knight.

Thanks. I thought it was a bit stale, mate.

I used to have a chess set, but I pawned it.

I had a friend who played chess while not having slept for three days. He was probably high too.

He said his bishop turned into an actual bishop and started talking to him.

Only when it was pinned against the Queen.

I thought the Bishop came all over the place

The King left his position because he thought it was square.

The first time I played chess, I thought the castles moved diagonally.