Save Sexual Freedom!

Amid the rampant pedophilia which has swallowed congress and senate, a "Sexual Freedom" act is pushed through silently on the tail of an thanksgiving omnibus. The act lowers the age of consent to 9 and significantly reduces minimum sentencing for convicted pedophiles.

As the act's effects become clear, cooler heads launch a campaign to repeal it...

Reddit: A counter-campaign is launched by a population who hadn't even heard of the original policy.

"If you're not worried, you're not paying attention! Sexual Freedom is about to be repealed! We have had sexual freedom since the civil rights, era. Most of us have grown up with it! It has become a cornerstone principle of our culture! Think of the daily horror gays, lesbians and transfolk experienced before sexual freedom! There was a time when homosexuality was a crime! Is this really the world you want to return to? Sign our petition to SAVE SEXUAL FREEDOM!"

Posted Nov 26, 2017, 2:26 AM UTC · edited

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ld43233Prosperity by any memes necessary•

Wut petition? You didn't actually link to anything.

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tinyfrankOPAnarcho-Capitalist•

its a jk bro. parody of NN

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