Can we stop pretending that terran isn't completely over the top?
It's a literally disgusting race with a million things that can make even the most gigantic possible protoss or zerg army explode in a matter of seconds, and extremely easily too
And yes, I have just uninstalled starcraft 2, it is easily one of the most if not the most imbalanced game out there, having so little to do with skill it's disgusting
Terram is GUARANTEED a win if they get to the 7 minute mark without severe economy damage and their opponent isn't GM
Other than that, Siege tanks and mules can never lose if your macro was even remotely decent,zealots is laughable and any zerg unit composition that doesn't have a lot of banelings to perfectly flank and kill the siege tanks or liberators when controlled by a GM player automatically loses, mules are the saddest thing in any RTS game and to put them into one where everything does tons of damage and has 1 HP? There is no doubt, this is why EVERYONE plays terran on the korean server, it's so satisfying to win so unfairly it doesn't even have comedic value that it keeps the game "alive", it's a very poorly designed and unsatisfying RTS game to play, and the first time I played was in late heart of the swarm
I don't see how any person can have enough down syndrome to even slightly disagree with anything said in this post other than maybe my guess as to why blizzard is not balancing a game that could benefit from just random balance changes
Right now it's terran>>>>>>>>>> zerg >>>> protoss, just some information as to what race to play for people who aren't good at other games, but luckily I am not one of them
Maybe I should have griefed some team matches before leaving but oh well, my last game was a ZvZ, just went for a quick zergling rush and won, that will be my last match of a blizzard RTS until starcraft 3 or maybe warcraft 4
Bye
Posted Dec 1, 2017, 5:50 PM UTC
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Terran. The micro is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of game mechanics most of the tricks will go beyond a typical players arsenal. There’s also the unit's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into their characterisation- the society's philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. Terran players understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of the techniques, to realise that they’re not just chessy- they say something deep about SC2. As a consequence people who dislike Terran truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in SCV’s existential catchphrase “In the Rear with the Gear,” which itself is a cryptic reference to a homoerotic relationship. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as The Dominion’s genius wit unfolds itself on their bases. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂
And yes, by the way, i DO have a Terran Dominion tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid. :]
I feel like it should say "500 ladder points" instead of "5 IQ".
This is so good... Right up until the point of the typo on the second to last word.
the phrase 'nothing personnel' is a meme itself
I blame 'knowyourmeme.com'.