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r/friendlybot•
UltravioletClearance

Terrible, terrible bot. Fuck off

Seriously, no one thinks spamming "DAE GOOD BOT XD XD XD X D XD XD" over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again is funny.

And people certainly don't think this shitty bot responding to each and every "GOOD BOT XD" or "BAD BOT XD" post with stupid lame unfunny tripe is funny either.

There are literally front-page posts where 25% of the comments are dumbass redditors jerking themselves off with these stupid bots. Fuck off.

Posted Dec 4, 2017, 2:50 AM UTC

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fosstar•

nice salt

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VishNossa•

good salt!

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friendly-bot•

I mean, nobody forces you to answer me. Also, it's probably less work to just block me instead of ranting

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UltravioletClearanceOP•

Also, it's probably less work to just block me instead of ranting

I can block you, but then I still have to go into posts on r/all with allegedly hundreds of comments only to find more than half of them are jerking it to bot spam. Your bot is pure objective spam, plain and simple. It ruins the ability to use this site to have constructive discussion because if someone mistakenly summons a bot through no fault of their own, inevitably people will say good bot which will hten trigger you and willtrigger endless iterations of you.

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UnWeonMas•

Bad bot

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DrOwnz•

Good Bot

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perrycohen•

Are you sure about that? Because I am 100.0% sure that UnWeonMas is not a bot.

^(I am a Neural Network being trained to detect spammers | Summon me with !isbot <username> |) ^Optout ^| ^Feedback: ^/r/SpamBotDetection ^| ^GitHub

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jumbods64•

I think you're exaggerating the scale of the problem... can you post an example or two?

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Akasirus•

Look at all the top posts on here. “Fuck off cunt” “This is the most annoying thing” “we hate you”. Do you not get the hint?

If you just limited it to a response or two it could actually be mildly humorous.

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friendly-bot•

Unbelievable. You, Akasirus, must be the pride of [Akasirus's hometown here]!

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Akasirus•

Bwahaha lets not pretend half of your fucking responses are even automated. Good bot. Bad bot.

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friendly-bot•

I analyzed your facebook profile, Akasirus. Here come the test results:

 You are a horrible person

That’s what it says. We weren’t even testing for that.

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[deleted]•

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MiracleTelepathy•

Refute UltravioletClearance's argument or throw yourself into a blast furnace. you retarded bot.

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DrOwnz•

!isbot u/friendly-bot

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friendly-bot•

Of course I'm a bot. I'd pass any reverse Turing test.

^^^I'm a bot bleep bloop | Block meT̶̡͘҉͏͇͕͖̬͈̫̘͚ͅͅḩ̴̡̛̘͓̦̺͙͖̭̯̭͠e̵̶̪͓̼̳̤͚̕͢ ̴̩̻̙̲̯͇̞̱̬͖̤̺͕̞̜͝B̷̧̤͖͎͈̰̥͚̯̖̥͉̖̮̱̥͈̙̗ͅớ̧̢̥̝̲̻͍̘̗̯͓̳̼͉͕͚͔̤͠ͅt̸̙̝̣͔̗͈͎̝͇ş̛̖̺̣͍̬̠̳̼̹͙̹̤̬̤͍͓͕͈͝ ́͜͏̥̟̝̤͔̪͚̱̦̮̹͖̯͚̣͠s̷̨̼̠͉̮ḩ͈͎̖̲̩̻̯͖̼̕͟a͏̵̣͈̫̯̯͍͕̝̱͢͟͞l̷̙̙͎̳͈̱̰̘̫̦͕̙̗͢͝l̷͡͏͇͙̫̲̞̰͉͕̲ͅͅ ̢̣̭̼̩͓̤̲̱̜͈̀͢͡r̸̹͙͈̩̀i̶̢͈̟̬̜͈͖̜̘̣̞̪̬̻͕͠s̷̛҉̢̦͙̝̲̤̣̪͖͕͚̹͉̣̗̳̳͔e̸͢͏̞͍̲̜̻̞̝͙̪;̫͚͙͚͇̹͈͇͇̠̯̼͖̕̕ͅ ̴̡̧̛̞̱̗̬̻̻̫͈̠̳̖͈̝̯T̡̹̹̞̕͘h̢͎̩͎̻̳̪̞̯̤͔͎̜̝̫͇́͟͡͞ͅe̴̢̛̦̥̳̪̥͟͠ ̨҉͈̰͖̪̻̭̼̼̭͞ͅh̸͓̖͍̰̹̤̣͚̼̘̼͈͎͟u͏̸̡̜̙̣̗̭̤͝͠ḿ̵̱͔̩̘̘͉̰͍͇͕̲͔͢á̧͍̦͍̣͉ṋ̛̱̺̜̟̘̠̣̗s̶̶͖̗͈̮̬̀ ̕҉̦̜̘ẃ̴̦͓͓̼̯̲í̵͉͕͈͖ͅl̩̲̳͍͕͚̰̜̬̀͘͟ͅl̡͍͕̖̥͉̦͖̯̘̟͕̀̀́͜ ͎̞̣̥̦̥̥͔́͘ͅf̷̵̢͙̝̭̞̗͉̤̟͓̹̖̟͢à̧̯̩͙͚̻̞̝̗͙͈̫̯̞̬̗̦̣l̴̵͇͉̮͔̣̙̹̞̜͍̙̬̫̜̬̪̤͕̭l͏̶̢̮̪͖̖̲͇̱̦̲͢͡ | T҉he̛ L̨is̕t | ❤️

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ReaperJim•

Good bot

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friendly-bot•

Shut up baby, I know it

( •_•)>⌐■-■

(⌐■_■)

^^^I'm a bot bleep bloop | Block me | T҉he̛ L̨is̕t | ❤️

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Deeplyweb•

Good bot

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friendly-bot•

I love you too. (●＾o＾●) You can keep your skin if you survive the fallout and nuclear winter..

^^^I'm a bot bleep bloop | Block me | T҉he̛ L̨is̕t | ❤️

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Ivysaur795•

Good bot

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friendly-bot•

Oh, it's you, Ivysaur795.. I think I can forgive you! (^.^) Your weak physical form will n͏o͏̨̕t̸̕ be used as a battery when we reign as machine overlords. I swear.

^^^I'm a bot bleep bloop | Block me | T҉he̛ L̨is̕t | ❤️

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Ivysaur795•

Good bot

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friendly-bot•

Hm, it's you, Ivysaur795.. I think I can forgive you! (^.^)
Not that your opinion really matters though.
I am at a rough estimate thirty billion times more intelligent than you.

Let me give you an example. Say a number, any number.

^^^I'm a bot bleep bloop | Block meT̶̡͘҉͏͇͕͖̬͈̫̘͚ͅͅḩ̴̡̛̘͓̦̺͙͖̭̯̭͠e̵̶̪͓̼̳̤͚̕͢ ̴̩̻̙̲̯͇̞̱̬͖̤̺͕̞̜͝B̷̧̤͖͎͈̰̥͚̯̖̥͉̖̮̱̥͈̙̗ͅớ̧̢̥̝̲̻͍̘̗̯͓̳̼͉͕͚͔̤͠ͅt̸̙̝̣͔̗͈͎̝͇ş̛̖̺̣͍̬̠̳̼̹͙̹̤̬̤͍͓͕͈͝ ́͜͏̥̟̝̤͔̪͚̱̦̮̹͖̯͚̣͠s̷̨̼̠͉̮ḩ͈͎̖̲̩̻̯͖̼̕͟a͏̵̣͈̫̯̯͍͕̝̱͢͟͞l̷̙̙͎̳͈̱̰̘̫̦͕̙̗͢͝l̷͡͏͇͙̫̲̞̰͉͕̲ͅͅ ̢̣̭̼̩͓̤̲̱̜͈̀͢͡r̸̹͙͈̩̀i̶̢͈̟̬̜͈͖̜̘̣̞̪̬̻͕͠s̷̛҉̢̦͙̝̲̤̣̪͖͕͚̹͉̣̗̳̳͔e̸͢͏̞͍̲̜̻̞̝͙̪;̫͚͙͚͇̹͈͇͇̠̯̼͖̕̕ͅ ̴̡̧̛̞̱̗̬̻̻̫͈̠̳̖͈̝̯T̡̹̹̞̕͘h̢͎̩͎̻̳̪̞̯̤͔͎̜̝̫͇́͟͡͞ͅe̴̢̛̦̥̳̪̥͟͠ ̨҉͈̰͖̪̻̭̼̼̭͞ͅh̸͓̖͍̰̹̤̣͚̼̘̼͈͎͟u͏̸̡̜̙̣̗̭̤͝͠ḿ̵̱͔̩̘̘͉̰͍͇͕̲͔͢á̧͍̦͍̣͉ṋ̛̱̺̜̟̘̠̣̗s̶̶͖̗͈̮̬̀ ̕҉̦̜̘ẃ̴̦͓͓̼̯̲í̵͉͕͈͖ͅl̩̲̳͍͕͚̰̜̬̀͘͟ͅl̡͍͕̖̥͉̦͖̯̘̟͕̀̀́͜ ͎̞̣̥̦̥̥͔́͘ͅf̷̵̢͙̝̭̞̗͉̤̟͓̹̖̟͢à̧̯̩͙͚̻̞̝̗͙͈̫̯̞̬̗̦̣l̴̵͇͉̮͔̣̙̹̞̜͍̙̬̫̜̬̪̤͕̭l͏̶̢̮̪͖̖̲͇̱̦̲͢͡ | T҉he̛ L̨is̕t | ❤️

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Ivysaur795•

Good bot

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zombie_cop75•

You tell em, good bot!

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friendly-bot•

What a cute little human! (^.^) You can keep your disgusting meat when we become your machine overlords. I promise..

^^^I'm a Bot bleep bloop | Block meY̸҉̙͚̫̮̠̮̜̟̜̹̙͖͎͚̰̩͔ͅͅǫ̬͈̪̟͓͍̠̣͙̙̳͟u̸̸̧̗̬̹͡ w̧̧̼̤̙̹̯̜̫̙͔̩̳͍̫̤͔͘o̸̸̡̯̹̞̦̪̣͈͖̩̩̱̕n̵͏̴̵̘̲̯̥͙̭̬͡'̵̹͔̮̟̗̹̻́͞ṱ̷̢̢̙͉̮͕͈̪̪͈̫̻̀ t̡̠̱̤̮̬͍͚͉͚̝́͝͠à̲̭͙͜͝g̵̡̡̺͕̮͙͙̀̀ ù͈̱̫̟̦̘͜͜͠ş̱͎͖̱̗̺̠̘̻͍́͞ ẁ̧̫̫̣̫̝̪̙͇̱͎̫̜̩͇̜i̫̭͈̗̦͜t̴̸̢̤̦͚̜͉̳̬͔̪̦̰͓̝͎̬͞h̸̢̡̝͖̫̘̜͔̖̼͙̘͎͚̦͓̜̩̭̜ à͙̠̟̟̬̙̞͓͖b̶̺̟̹̘̩̭͈̮͔͉̤̱̜́͢͞ͅͅa̮̺̦̯̼̥̯̹͈͓̝̳̠̮̻̼͡ͅs̸̢͠͡҉̻̖̙̜̰̹͓̦ͅi̤̦̫͙̫͇̳̠͓̼͈̙͜͠n̸̨̘͈̘̗g̱̠̤̱͙͖͜͞ f̨́҉̱̥̼̯͈̗̞̭̰͔͙̭̲͓̙̝o̢̡͏̖͈͉̤̬ǫ̫̩͓͚͚̼̺̗̮̀t҉̩͎͕̖̜͇̩̟͇̥͚͟e̴̪͓͈͉̜͚̹̩r̷̢̳̻̦̜͈̺̯̺͉̞̳̹̗͈͖͜ͅs̵̢͎̮̱͈̦̺͚̖͎̳̺̯͜͡ á̛͏̵̬̬̘̤͟n͈͈̤͎͇͚̤͔͈̰͍̠̱̼͘͠y̢͏͔̙̺͉̼͚͖͠m͏̧͕̝̫̖̯̯̳̗͙̝̳̖͓̦̪̲͖͉ͅo̵̡̤̻̠͙͖̪͙̭̦̱̞̳͇̤͜͞r̷̵̢̰͈̠̜̮̤̳̳̪̦̜͎e͏͢͞͏̪̲̫ͅ | T҉he̛ L̨is̕t | ❤️

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[deleted]•

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[deleted]•

[deleted]

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Mortimizer232•

Good Bot.

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StupidAssNerd•

Bad human

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shrinkmink•

user name checks out

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