If you were Gollum, what riddle would you ask Bilbo in order to stump him?
Posted Dec 8, 2017, 9:22 PM UTC
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"What have I got in my pocketses?" "You don't have pockets, you're wearing a rag" "Fuck."
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"Why don't I have a pocket?"
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He's still got a back pocket.
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eww
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I should have asked everyone to provide the answers after a couple of guesses.
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What is my middle name
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The name between your first name and your surname, of course.
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"Annon edhellen, edro hi ammen."
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Klingon?
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Nope, Sindarin, one of the languages of the Elves of Middle Earth.
This one is the "Speak friend and enter" puzzle. :)
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"Why is a microwave like a fourteen-point-four-kilobit Internet connection?"
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Because neither one can make lemonade?
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"... What's 'lemonade,' Precious?"
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What comes before cious.
Pre-cious.
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"What is the airspeed velocity of an unlaiden swallow?"
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Is the swallow an African swallow or European swallow?
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Gotta be an African swallow, theres no way a European swallow would manage to carry a coconut all the way back here? Though an African swallow wound not even migrate this far north to begin with.
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Which dog is the best dog?
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What are the names of Gandalf's compatriots, commonly referred to as the Blue Wizards
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Let's see...there's Blue Care Bear, Blue Waffle....
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its a universe you sick fuck
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HOW M UCH WOOD IS A WOODCHUCK CHUCKIN CUZ HE AIN NEVER SEEN ONE PROLLY IMA KEEP MUH STUFF THEN
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2 is company and 3 is a crowd.
What do 4 and 5 make?
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Nine. :P
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Wrong book.
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How many Gollums does it take to kill itself?
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Where does my gf want to eat
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what is computer in finnish
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Why does your name sound like dildo?
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Could Jesus microwave a burrito doo hot that he himself could not eat it?
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What has two eyes but can't see, two wings but can't fly, and two legs but can't walk.
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Joke Riddle: What meal gives the best sleep?
^^elevensies
As a hobbit, I can confirm.
What about second breakfast?
Elevensies -> Eleven Z's -> Z's = sleep noises