[Critique] This is the best profile I ever wrote. Thanks r/okcupid. I took in all your feedback over the years, and have reached my goal. Nothing you can say will hurt me anymore. I did it.

I wanna thank you all. I feel like I've self-actualized. I won't need to be here any longer. ...it was about a year and a half ago, that fateful day I first posted my profile, saying I was looking for a "literary-type." You proceeded to call me names. Douchebag, pretentious, some kinna ingrate, etc. And it really hurt me. An emotional bond was formed, and I was imprisoned here in these bonds.

I spent, at first, months, stalking those who had wronged me, popping up at unexpected times and saying something very strange to them, as revenge. It was intoxicating, a new trolldom I had not yet come to know. It was my dark side. I fed off the negative energy, sucked it up in my faaaangs. Talkin bout thangs. All sorts -- through my emotional bonds the internet was grabbing a hold into me, sucking out my subconscious.

I would wake up after a night of heavy drinking and see all the comments I had left. They were bizarre, like a nightmare. Often times, I would smile too, and yet... this was compulsory behavior, drawn from me by my bonds.

The upvotes, downvotes -- those gave me information. Scanning the feedback, pretending like I didn't care, carefully, and scanning the feedback after that. Pacing, rehearsing come backs, cute one-liners, ways to interact with the people who kept me by my bonds?

And at times, I didn't why I did it. Think many of you think the same, sometimes, I seen'd it. You know I did, I've been watching you guys and learning about your lives and ideas. Sometimes, it's like what is this place.

Well. Well, it all led up to this. My perfect profile. That's what okcupid is, that's why everybody initially came here, it's the bed rock of this community -- of sharing your vulnerable ass self sing your mating call, embarrassingly enough lolol well. Like many of you I opened that door, and tonight, I close it.

I bid you farewell. God bless. Thank you for helping me make my profile the best it could possibly be of all time.

I'd date you but only bc you seem unstable

This is a sentence. Does it know it is a sentence no, these are just words, and those words just bytes, and those bytes 10101. But if a sentence knows its a sentence then it ceases to be a sentence, it becomes something more. But I don't think that is a good thing, its bad NO?

Screen shot pleeese

Need to see this masterpiece but am shipped and can't look on okc without breaking a promise

Your third pic should be your main. Everything else looks great!

Someone copy and paste badnos OkCupid. I always believed in you badno

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Hot pics. Text is too cray-cray tho...

6ft, White, good thick hair, not fat... newsflash bro, you can write whatever the fuck you want, dem girls be droppin their panties left and right for your type.

Hahaha mine doesn't seem so bad now 😊