So here is a fun problem...

I forgot I had a very small amount of bitcoin "from back in the day" tucked away in a wallet. Sadly it's not much more than $14 or $3 (depending on the chain), and as you can imagine there is no way in hell I can ever move this due to fees and I have no use for the $3 nor the addresses that hold it.

So if you want some free bitcoin and subsequently bitcoin cash (these were before the fork) here are the private keys and balances for both wallets; have at it! The first to move them gets the prize.

• KxPuV9QwmdxDuLZ3RzW23kCvr3sidxr9y9NS5Y2x7zGzvHDSxFgZ - (0.00033272)
• KxAQzMjKA7BrqdDK4wAiL4mS3qLkRfAkCVz4EmocbWhq2Zm2CtG7 - (0.00054342)

"You fool! What are you doing!?" to be honest, I don't care. I have no use for bitcoin or the small amount of bitcoin cash. Plus its funny to me this has what bitcoin has become... A locked box with money inside. I like bitcoin cash, but not enough to fish out $3.

Thus giving it away seems like the best option with the added benefit of giving a giant middle finger to Core... "Oh its a store of value eh? Well just try and take it even with my keys!". So what are you waiting for? Shutup and take my money :)