PHP starter kit
Posted Jan 6, 2018, 8:59 AM UTC
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But seriously. I worked for a guy who loved PHP. He said unit tests were a waste of time, exception handling was dangerous, lots of Boolean arguments was a good idea, and that the most important part of the design process was what you named your folders.
Not making this up.
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exception handling was dangerous
TFW your exception handling is more dangerous than your exceptions.
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I mean, ok yes. Done improperly exception handling can be dangerous, but this guy was apprehensive about doing it at all.
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I really like using $ in variables.. Whenever I switch from using PHP to something else, I find myself constantly naming variables with $ for a few days.
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We've got a severe case of Stockholm syndrome here
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I don't know, I think $ is really easily distinguishable.. And it feels really good to type, the keys are in such comfortable positions, lol.
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You'll feel at home in Perl. Everything is prefaced with nice distinctive symbols that indicate their format.
Most people are satisfied with syntax highlighting.
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I wonder why that is.
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I don't get the Tide Pods?
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You eat them (Please don’t)
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I just found out there's a goddamn wikipedia article just about the meme.
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Eating Tide Pods
Tide Pods (stylized as Tide PODS) are a line of laundry detergent pod from Proctor & Gamble's Tide brand. Tide Pods have often been featured in media reports discussing the health risks posed by the PODS to children and those with dementia. In late December 2017, Tide Pods became the center of an Internet meme that was popularized on Twitter, that involves a desire to consume the pods.
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Dimethylmercury is way too slow acting of a poison, it usually takes months. I'd suggest cyanide.
Dude. Botulinumtoxine ftw! For slow death use 40 ng of polonium
I was thinking of directly injecting it into the brain...