r/MLS Roast of:Minnesota United FC (5/23)

1. Avoid the low effort jokes like “Cololrado”, “Seattle invented____” and stuff like that. You’re better than that.

2. Let’s not stoop to personal attacks, I saw this a few time on the r/NFL Roast threads and I really believe that this community is better than that. So don’t take jokes about your team personally and learn to laugh at yourself.

3. Save the jokes for the right thread. I know there may be a perfect joke about Montreal that’s on the tip of your tongue, but jot it down save it for their thread!

Have fun and let loose!

Previous Roasts: 1/23: Los Angeles Football Club

2/23: Los Angeles Galaxy

3/23: D.C. United

4/23: Colorado Rapids

Tomorrow’s Roast: Orlando City SC