Break up the monotony of grinding with a little cardio every now and again.
Posted Jan 21, 2018, 1:21 AM UTC
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I drive really slow,
In the ultra-fast lane,
While people behind me,
Are going insane.
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I'm an asshole
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I use public toilets,
and I piss on the seat,
I walk around in the summertime,
saying "How about this heat?"
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Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces,
while handicapped people
make handicapped faces.
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Denis Leary isn't some douchebag cyclist tho.
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Cyclist no. Douchebag yes.
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cyclists are assholes
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Some cyclists are assholes.
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Except those who ride on, you know, cycle paths or walkways.
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unless either
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the city doesn't have them
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a driver doesn't know a cycle lane exists and parks in the middle of it
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The sidewalk is always an option no one uses.
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I wish we could have the Fixter in Online
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We can't, because of console hardware limitations /s
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Some doping might help out with that.
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Bullshark testosterone.
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Lol when I get bored in game I go to my Vinewood Hills mansion and smoke my bong.
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I once ran back to my office (Arkadius) to source a next car from Martin Madrazo's ranch (La Fuente Blanca) after delivery. Because why the fuck not.
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I can practically hear the car horn orchestra behind you
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Get off the road you damn Tour De France!!!