Pigeon Report 6

Part 5 is here

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Bejeweled Sword ChocoRech Development

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🕊️ After the research, rather than the fundamental truth, chocolate came forth instead. In any case, chocolate comes forth.

🕊️ New landmark in the Aerial Gardens: Please be cautious of the bottomless chocolate swamp

🕊️ The Chaldea communal bath has turned into a chocolate bath--- upon inspection, it was judged that it was not the fault of some witches' beauty ritual, but was due to the water pipes losing to the chocolate's pressure.

🕊️ "I can't bear the pressure of real chocolate anymore..."

🕊️ Due to the unexpected increase of chocolate syrup spraying from above, iron umbrellas are selling very well.

🕊️ The goddess Ishtar, who heard of a bejeweled sword, dashed ahead and got swept away by a wave of chocolate syrup

🕊️ Miss Scathach came up with the ingenious idea of training her disciples in the chocolate springs that flow endlessly. Still no contact from them.

🕊️ No one has actually seen the Empress wield the bejeweled sword, ChocoRech. The ceremony is held in a strictly guarded room, and only the chocolate somehow, gets transported to a different room.

🕊️ The decision by the equipment team to add an overwhelming amount of chocolate walls has been opposed by the proud King of Sparta, who emphasized in individual defense instead.

🕊️ Unverified Rumor -- it seems like right now, somewhere in the universe, there is a lone space pirate rampaging on the planet of the chocolate mold space people, who were planning to invade the Earth.

🕊️ "Hahaha! No matter how you look at it, isn't it gushing the chocolate surging up too much? Or is it really chocolate? Isn't it bad if we just leave it alone?" - A certain Balse* Archer.

*the destruction/explosion spell in Castle in the Sky

🕊️ A certain Magus of Flowers, stifled by the smell of chocolate permeating the surroundings, absent‐mindedly declared, "Let us speak of the Chocolate's Tale". He impressively talked about chocolate for two hours straight.

🕊️ As if affected by a certain thrill, a magical staff, which appears to be purposedly thrown out on the roadside, was heard muttering "Prisma ☆ Carmilla... no, no, Prisma ☆ Raikou would be..."

🕊️ Coo! 『???'s Secret: .....! (←it seems like they were pushed back towards their starting point, as the chocolate in the aqueduct overflowed.』

🕊️ Coo coo 『Semirami-sama's Secret Number 6: Though she takes care to not get seen, she actually likes gathering flowers.』

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*Thanks to u/KyteM for the correction!