REMINDER: Opie was the keyboardist in his college air band.
Couldn’t even be the fake cool guitarist.
Posted Feb 26, 2018, 5:01 PM UTC
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Yes. He even said they would hold practices.
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It helps to remind yourself that the reason he's so awful is that he's too dumb to have grasped over the course of 50 years what sucks and what doesn't.
That same stupidity has left him jobless and alone.
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Did you see that someone posted the clip in this thread?
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2U may hire him.
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no, he was just the guy not walking off stage trying to flick boogers off his fingers
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Anything that fills out the resume, am I right?
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Is Florentine just fucking with him? It all sounds too stupid to be real.
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"I'm trying to remember but it was so long ago" aka, I'm making this up as I go along
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As much as I can’t stand Opie, this clip was better to listen to than anything I’ve heard from Jim and Sam. This clip had coherent sentences without constant interruptions of hacky jokes.
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Why did I spend so much time listening to this show again?
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There are two memories in my life that I have suppressed, this was one.
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It was Geneseo. Trust me there wasn’t much to do there in the 80s and early 90s. Other than the Northside vs Southside snowball fights and cow tipping there wasn’t much to do (other than drink and play euchre).
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He used to roller blade to practice then play fake keyboards then go back home just in time to take a naked fuck mommy bath with his mother.
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Mmm... Go on...
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Then he played bobbing for butt brownies with his brothers before the interactive one-eyed puppet show/tasting with dear old dad (his coat is still hanging where he left it the day he died) before bed.
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If I remember correctly, even his 'guys' started to call him out on this bullshit story, stopping short when they felt the greggshells coming.
& yeh, he couldn't even sound cool in a made-up story.
I swear I remember him saying "Or maybe it was my friends that were in the air band, I don't remember."
Opie got kicked out of an air metal band. That's how unlikable he is.