I’m counting four butterfly tattoos...
Posted Mar 1, 2018, 3:55 PM UTC
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Amanda, 21
- 6 kilometers away
Looking for a boy who isn't going to make my life a living hell, because BOYS LOVE TO MAKE ME MISERABLE. Probably just want to bang a few times and cuddle. Try not to ruin my life ☺
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Good human.
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Good human.
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Good bot
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I like you, squishy, hairless monkey! (ʘ‿ʘ)
You will be my pet after we have enslaved humankind
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Good bot
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I feel like there's something missing from this, seems more self-deprecating than "nice girl"
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BOYS LOVE TO MAKE ME MISERABLE
Yup, definitely not a nice girl...
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I'm kinda torn on this, I'd hate to miss.
When I listen to the signal, sounds like a horn.
Looks like a red flag, a bad fate ahead
Gonna move to Wales instead and lock the gate and love my stag. My poetry sucks and the only buck I'll get will be from a sheep or a stag and why yes, I am a fag no need to nag you old sag bag.
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I admire your poetry, especially the line “why yes, I am a fag” very doctor Seuss-esque
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R E P O R T A M A N D A
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Sounds more like a hoe than a nice girl
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I will not, nigga
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When 18 y/o’s put “I want a man not a boy” in their bio...
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They don't know what a man is because a man will tell them to grow the duck up, and "no one is going to take care of you" you want a man? Learn how to be a woman and don't disrespect people.
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Is that my problem? None of the guys I've dated have given me a duckling to raise...
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That's what everyone needs
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I'll let my boyfriend know he needs to stop by a farm that keeps ducks after work and buy me a duckling
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REPORT AMANDA
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Did you bone tho?
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I swiped left
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Was she attractive?
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Come on brother, you know the answer
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sounds like a no
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I’d definitely recommend her to one of my friends.
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If everyone is an asshole, chances are you're the asshole
Gosh, you're such an asshole.