Let's start a new religion!

I haven't found a religion in which the worshippers pity their deities, and that's the worshippers' main connection to divinity and their main affect toward deities in terms of things like motivation and morality, but it's the religion that would make the most sense to me.

Deities can't die. They know everything and can do absolutely anything. After a few trillion years of that their existences would become unendurable torment. Think about it. So feeling sorry for them is only just and right, and so is basing our relationship to them and founding our moral system on that feeling. (All moral systems are just ways to control people through their emotions, anyway.)

So how about it? Anyone want to join me in starting this new religion?