Awkward conversation in the hall at church yesterday

TBM : Your son is such a good kid.

Me : Yes he is a great kid

TBM : He's so smart!

Me : Yes he sure is. He wants to be an astrophysicist and study black holes.

TBM : He's so lucky we have prophets, seers and revalators who can explain all that stuff.

Me :(confused awkward laugh) I don't think that will help him in a quantum physics class.

TBM : Sure it will!

Me: They can explain black holes?

TBM : yes, prophets, or at least Apostles have explained it all. One of them said once, that the particles we can't see, that we are all made of, love and obey God. When God says "see!" Those particles are perfectly obedient and make eyes!!

Me : ( confused, mouth agape) huh, well it was nice talking to you.