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Bianca greets the camera, smiling
B: Hello hello hello! On todayâs Whatcha Packinâ we have the amazing lip sync âassassinâ of Season 3 (even though you never REALLY sent anyone home because of your lip syncs), 9th place Rain!
R: Hey guys! (She waves at the camera)
B: Miss Rain! Iâm so glad youâre here! So, technically, you lip synced 4 weeks in a row, 3 on the bottom 2 and one week earned your win. Iconic, huh? How did you feel about your elimination?
R: Oh I was bummed for sure, but I mean you can only lipsync so many times before you gotta go and I guess this was just my third strike. At least I won a challenge beforehand though.
B: True. But, is there anything that you would've done differently?
R: Well, my biggest regret is probably snatch game. I seriously misunderstood that assignment. So Iâd want to redo that.
B: Now that you are out of the competition, we have 8 people doing better than you. Who do you think is going to win?
R: Who do I think is going to win?? Honestly, I donât know. All the front runners seem to be stuck in a rut. But if Mayday can get a second win soon, Iâd have to say her.
B: You sure tried your hardest each week, and I appreciate that. Would you return to the competition if you got the chance?
R: Yes. Iâd love to come back later this season, last a couple more episodes, then come back and win all stars. Just call me the Trixie Mattel of Redditâs Drag Race.
B: Well Trixie is successfulâŚ
They both stare at each other in silence for a few seconds before laughing
B: You named Mayday as the one to watch out for⌠Now, who do you DONâT want to see get crowned?
R: I donât want any of them to get crowned!! It shouldâve been me!! Jk girls love you. I guess i donât want to see Fantasia crowned, cuz she sent me home, hahahahaha
B: Bitter bitch! What about specific things you wanted to do on the season but you didnât? Like maybe one of the runways, etc
R: (Screaming at the camera) I WAS SO EXCITED FOR MY WORST FEARS, GENDERFUCK, AND BEST DRAG RUNWAYS AND YOU SHADY WHORES SENT ME HOME RIGHT BEFORE WORST FEARS!!!! But for worst fears I was going to do a homophobia runway that wouldâve been instantly iconic, for genderfuck i was gonna do surfer dude/dudette, and for best drag i had a KILLER Blade Runner inspired look that was going to gag you all. Maybe Iâll let you see them someday.
B God I hope not. Now, moving on: Do you think that you sashayed away too soon or that you lasted long enough?
R: Oh i think i sashayed away too soon. I easily expected to make it to the finale coming into the season, but i guess things donât always work out the way we want.
B: But is nice to see that you are handling it well, after you got eliminated. Iâm proud of you, girl! Who were your best friend on the show?
R: Korn. Love ur hair girl! (She blows a kiss to the camera)
B: What challenge you wished it couldâve happened during your time on the season?
R: I wanted to do the final four rap (assuming thatâs the plan). I already have like half my verse written out. I promise itâs better than my WEE verse lol!
B: Of course it isâŚ
B: What were your favorite moment during the show?
R: Oh, definitely winning a challenge, of course. That was fun!
B: What about your least favorite moment?
R: My least favorite moment was when i became the super-villain of the season because of the whole side chat thing. That wasnât fun.
B: It was for me.
R: Of course, bitch, you were just watching! Hahahahahahaha
B: Now, can you send a message to the girls still in the competition? No need to do it over that âCompetitors Onlyâ chat you created the week before going home. You can do it here!
Rain laughs while Bianca stays serious
R: Hmmmm⌠A message to the girls still left? Choke. Just kidding, be kind. Weâre only human. Do your best!
B: Rain, queen of coming for both Miss Congeniality and Miss Bitch title at the same time
R: Well I would like ANY title at this point, hahahahahaha
B: Last question: Who do you think that is going to be here next week?
R: Someone with a challenge win. The winless trio (Korn, Fant and Cass) just seem to constantly evade the bottom, so Iâll say that another girl with a challenge win is going to also be unceremoniously dumped next week.
B: Well, thatâs all the time we have left! Thank you, Rain!
R: Oh it was a pleasure! (Whispering) Please ask me back for AllStars, mother
B: What?
R: What? I didnât say anything.
B: Oh okay⌠Anyway⌠Rain, I hope we get to see more of you in the future!
R: I hope so too!
B: You left on episode 7, right?
R: Yeah, why?
B: (Finger counting the episodes) Oh, nothing⌠nothing⌠Well, except forâŚ
(She leans towards Rain and whispers something in her ear)
R: Oh wait
R: Oh wow.
Posted Mar 12, 2018, 9:00 PM UTC