Lady riders (or guys I suppose) where do you keep your "stuff"?

Alright, I know saddlebags is probably the obvious answer but I don't have them and I really don't want them. I am a lady rider and all I need to keep on me is my wallet and phone (and maybe a brush) but being that lady pants have pockets mostly for show I cannot put my things in my pocket like my husband does. I have seen a couple of tank bags that stick on with magnet and I have one jacket with zippered pockets. I just wanted to ask the group, where to you put your stuff? Show me some cool things.

Edit: I have a backpack for if I want to ride to work or go on long rides which I can carry all of my things and even throw my purse in. I am wanting something for more of casual riding without having to have a full size backpack on.